Pick the month you were born.


1----i shot

2----i ate

3----i smacked

4----i sang to

5----i fell in love with

6----i murdered

7----i gave my number to

8----i love with

9----i choked on

10---i knocked out

11---i humped

12---i gave a lap dance to




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Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------A homeless guy

2-------a gangster

3-------a banana

4-------a fork

5-------a mexican

6-------your mom

7-------my brother

8-------an ipod

9-------my best friends boyfriend

10-------a goat

11-------my dog

12-------my dad

13-------the computer

14-------my science teacher

15-------my neighbor

16-------myself

17-------a jones soda

18-------a llama

19-------a football player

20-------a stuffed animal

21-------a permenant marker

22-------a policeman

23-------a ninja

24-------a baseball bat

25-------my pshyciatrist

26-------my brother

27-------my sister

28-------a pickle

29-------a dvd player

30-------a paperclip

31-------my cell phone




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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:



White------Because i was high.

Black-------Because I was drunk.

Pink--------Because im a mad.

Red---------Because the voices told me to.

Blue--------Because i cant control myself.

Green------Because I hate myself.

Purple------Because Im fool.

Gray--------Because my mind goes to hell.

Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange----Because i hate my family.

Other-------Because that's how I roll.

none------because im smart and i do what i want

here's mine: "i shot a stuffed animal because i hate myself"

I fell in love with my dad becuase i can't control myself.

Keep 'em coming.

I smacked a policeman because i was high.

"I shot the computer because I was drunk"
@_@

I shot a dvd player because I can't control myself.

I choked on a paperclip because the voices told me to

>:]

Lorezno wrote:

I choked on a paperclip because the voices told me to

>:]

Everyone knows the voices are right.

Keep 'em coming.

I humped my brother because my mind goes to hell.



Now if i only had a brother to hump.

I Love with Myself Because i was Drunk >.<.

I do that Sober

I smacked a fork because I'm smart and I do what I want.

i gave a lap dance to a llama because i was high XD

I knocked out a permenant marker because my mind goes to hell.

That'll teach that smudge little sharpie not to mess with me.

Dr. Simetra wrote:

I smacked a fork because I'm smart and I do what I want.

Good doctor!!! Your birthday is March 4th as well??? hhahha mine too, yay you're like the 4th person I know with the same birthday as me...

I smacked a fork because I was high.

i gave a lap dance to a banana Because i was high.

Sigh

I humped a goat because I'm smart and do what I want.

I fell in love with a policeman because I was high.

I sang to a banana cause my mind goes to hell.

That poor banana D:

Yahn wrote:

I humped a goat because I'm smart and do what I want.

epic shit

I love your mum because I am drunk

i humped a ninja because that's how i roll.....xD

I smacked the computer because my mind goes to hell.

I fell in love with your mom because I'm smart and I do what I want.

I fell in love with a goat, because I got high...

I ate My Science Teacher Because I got high
Wait, what?

I gave a lap dance to a gangster because I was drunk?

I don't even drink. -_-

I humped a jones soda because I'm a mad

oh wat

i smacked a ninja because the voices told me to.