ALRIGHT.
So, this thing calls me up earlier today and says he wants to fight me. (He's very gay.)
He's a boy that apparently thinks he's pregnant. Now, this bothers me. He told me: "Think about it. I've been gaining weight, my stomachs getting bigger, I have weird cravings, and I never want to get up anymore."
I wanted to say: "You're fat. You eat out every night. Lose weight and you wouldn't have this problem."
But I had said to keep his mouth shut and starting an argument: "OMG I THINK YOUR RIGHT!"
So, at this point I think he's mentally ill.
So he wants to fight me, and I'm sitting there saying: "Okay, meet me at my house."
I stand outside for thirty minutes at 40 degrees with shorts and a beater on, and this nigga doesn't show.
So I get a voice message and he's all like: "We need to stop acting like kids and talk like adults, fighting will get us no where, so call me back."
At this point, there's two things wrong with this situation.
1: He wanted to fight me.
2: Talking about it through the phone IS childish. I'd rather talk about it in person.
So now he's calling me a bitch for not calling him back. BUT HE DIDN'T SHOW UP WHEN HE WANTED TO FIGHT ME.
SO LIKE NOW I WANNA PUNCH A RANDOM HOBO STANDING AROUND BECAUSE I'M ANGRY FOR NO REASON WHAT SO EVER. If you were in this situation, what would you do? >>.