I, definate maybe....

Has......

Finally......

gotten....

LAID!!!!
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I know that by now you are either thinking

-big deal

-finally!!!

-your cousin does'nt count (it was not anyway)

-their goes 300 bucks

-it's time for my computer to go into "fuck you" mode!

..........thinking back.....The only reasons I wrote this is to get out of newbie rank (and I want to see what smartass remarks you guys have)



Yay im a member :lol!:

You didn't have sex. You're just a bad troll, a very bad troll.

You don't get any respect for posting this. You get disrespect. I feel sorry that 1 - you bothered to post this thinking we'd give half a shit, and 2 - you'd make up a story about having sex to get street cred.

You suck. Get off the stage.

...wtf...me, trolling?!?
well it probably is, at least it's the truth

definite maybe wrote:

...wtf...me, trolling?!?
well it probably is, at least it's the truth

Again, you didn't have sex, troll.

definite maybe wrote:

..........thinking back.....The only reasons I wrote this is to get out of newbie rank (and I want to see what smartass remarks you guys have)



Yay im a member :lol!:

Are you fucking stupid? You're still a newbie buddy. Not to honk my own horn but I have yet to be laid, hell in all honesty I aint kissed a girl(I have, however, gotten second base, which I loved); but the point is that it doesn't make you a member. It makes you an AIDS infested retard. No offence.

And if you meant you posted this to get out of newbie rank, as in upping your post count, then kindly stfu. :)

Have a nice day.

You still suck.
Get off the stage.

*drop kicks of stage and takes a Might Guy stance for a speech* Idiot Ive never been laid (yes everyone be in shock ahhh Blakz the male with the package of gods has never been laid )
no one cares about that shit here we will only laugh at you for liein and think "yay me im cool now high 5' -_-
no one is gonna shake your hand after we knoe u masturbated on it..... so no ur still a noob m'k .......also what RSF said (troll)

*insert speech about how you're a troll and posting that made it worse for you*

Onis wrote:

*insert speech about how you're a troll and posting that made it worse for you*

I love you and how your avvy has spainish in it, it made me lol.

Totally on topic.

When you're off the stage, *ahem* DON'T PISS OFF THE CROWD!!

Sorry, but no one here really cares deep down, DM. Hell, I could say that I've been in a threesome last week, and hardly anyone would bat so much as an eye [of course in my case, they would ask for pics, but that doesn't relate to your case]. We have more important things going on in our lives besides some 16-year-old who has little to no impact on life banging what I guess is a fat chick you probably got drunk before you did your deed.

Have a nice day.

Such a dick move. I hope the "Girl" gave you syphilis.

I fucked 2 different girls this weekend, but you don't see me posting shit about it to people who have no idea who I really am. Troll or not, you're MORE of a noob for wanting to look super kewl for losing your virginity, congrats.

Luka wrote:

I fucked 2 different girls this weekend, but you don't see me posting shit about it to people who have no idea who I really am. Troll or not, you're MORE of a noob for wanting to look super kewl for losing your virginity, congrats.

O I fukd liek 30 girlz ths weeknd.







Sorry, just kinda seems like that thing.
Blah blah, sex, blah blah, troll, blah blah, off the stage.

Colonel Kinky wrote:

O I fukd liek 30 girlz ths weeknd.

Amber know about this?


So, just to get off the whole shenanigans in this topic, what was the girl you trolled fucked like? Describe her personality, appearance, anything you feel necessary.