ALRIGHT.

So, this thing calls me up earlier today and says he wants to fight me. (He's very gay.)

He's a boy that apparently thinks he's pregnant. Now, this bothers me. He told me: "Think about it. I've been gaining weight, my stomachs getting bigger, I have weird cravings, and I never want to get up anymore."

I wanted to say: "You're fat. You eat out every night. Lose weight and you wouldn't have this problem."

But I had said to keep his mouth shut and starting an argument: "OMG I THINK YOUR RIGHT!"

So, at this point I think he's mentally ill.

So he wants to fight me, and I'm sitting there saying: "Okay, meet me at my house."

I stand outside for thirty minutes at 40 degrees with shorts and a beater on, and this nigga doesn't show.

So I get a voice message and he's all like: "We need to stop acting like kids and talk like adults, fighting will get us no where, so call me back."

At this point, there's two things wrong with this situation.

1: He wanted to fight me.

2: Talking about it through the phone IS childish. I'd rather talk about it in person.

So now he's calling me a bitch for not calling him back. BUT HE DIDN'T SHOW UP WHEN HE WANTED TO FIGHT ME.

SO LIKE NOW I WANNA PUNCH A RANDOM HOBO STANDING AROUND BECAUSE I'M ANGRY FOR NO REASON WHAT SO EVER. If you were in this situation, what would you do? >>.

Amazing IRL troll.

Sorry..just needed to rant..

So if he's pregnant, does that mean you're the father or is it some other guy?

RSF_The_Bunny wrote:

So if he's pregnant, does that mean you're the father or is it some other guy?

Self insemination, what?


Junior, beat this ignorant piece of shit with a pumpkin. ... Just hit'em with it.

Nothing about this story makes any sense, I'm calling shenanigans on all of this