A story chain, made as random as possible. I post the start, then someone posts what happens next, and then someone else builds on that & so on. I'll start off.

It was the middle of summer, and a young llama was walking through a forest. He had been drinking heavily with his friends the Toad and Pixie the night before, and woke up naked (unsrprisingly) in the middle of a clearing with a carrot nailed to his head. He stumbled drunkly through the forest until he came to a small broken old cottage. He stumbled in and fell asleep, unaware that he was not alone. At that moment, Mr Alpaca had woken up, and walked into find a drunken llama asleep on his kitchen table.

Triplezman Holder of 1000 wrote:

A story chain, made as random as possible. I post the start, then someone posts what happens next, and then someone else builds on that & so on. I'll start off.

There is already a topic like that.

Well that sure made me look dumb.