Greetings members, trolls and pleabians, to the snarky machinations of the Devil's Advocate and otherwise pariah of some other world. Two members here already know me, and I shan't reveal their names on my lonesome. In fact, they should come and greet me with their most open arms, ready to adorn my countenance (even in mere suggestions of its presence, truly a captivating thing, no?) with praise and worship worthy of any Roman or Greek deity of old.

The rest of you may do the meet and greet. I do bake sales on Thursdays, so if you love cookies, muffins and baked roadkill, I have some news for you!


*i'm a figment of your imagination. Collective conciousness is truly fascinating, is it not?*

k, hai mike

Sup ST. Hope you like this Hell of a Noob house!

SolicitThirties wrote:

*i'm a figment of your imagination. Collective conciousness is truly fascinating, is it not?*

Motherfucker stole my persona.

wow, someone who actually knows how to use grammar on the internet.
Could this be a sign?

Anyway, welcome to Vortex. Normally I would direct you to the rules. However I'm going to assume that you have already read them? If not, I shall post the link momentarily.

Frostt wrote:

wow, someone who actually knows how to use grammar on the internet.
Could this be a sign?

Anyway, welcome to Vortex. Normally I would direct you to the rules. However I'm going to assume that you have already read them? If not, I shall post the link momentarily.

I guess I'm not here?

Back off collective women of the Internet, this one is mine.

But we're open to a threesome.

Punkt wrote:

Back off collective women of the Internet, this one is mine.

But we're open to a foursome.

Fixed for you.

Shin Masta wrote:

Punkt wrote:

Back off collective women of the Internet, this one is mine.

But we're open to a foursome.

Fixed for you.

That, too. Thank you.

Punkt wrote:

Shin Masta wrote:

Punkt wrote:

Back off collective women of the Internet, this one is mine.

But we're open to a 400 person orgy.

Fixed for you.

That, too. Thank you.

no, now its fixed

Shin Masta wrote:

Frostt wrote:

wow, someone who actually knows how to use grammar on the internet.
Could this be a sign?

Anyway, welcome to Vortex. Normally I would direct you to the rules. However I'm going to assume that you have already read them? If not, I shall post the link momentarily.

I guess I'm not here?

I meant new guy. >_<

Welcome to the Vortex!

*Gives a Cookie To the Smart guy*

Welcome to Vortex ^-^

Welcome,smart one. Your high intellect surpasses mine,which is usually unseen.
(Just so you guys know,I am really fucking smart in real life,I like to hide it because I don't like being called a nerd in real life and on the interwebs.If you guys don't believe me,I'll read you my OAT (Ohio Achievement Test) results.)

Yukairon wrote:

Welcome,smart one. Your high intellect surpasses mine,which is usually unseen.
(Just so you guys know,I am really fucking smart in real life,I like to hide it because I don't like being called a nerd in real life and on the interwebs.If you guys don't believe me,I'll read you my OAT (Ohio Achievement Test) results.)

You can stop using dictionary and thesaurus.com.

SolicitThirties wrote:

Two members here already know me, and I shan't reveal their names on my lonesome.

Are you who I think you are?
SRSLY!?

Lt Kinky wrote:

SolicitThirties wrote:

Two members here already know me, and I shan't reveal their names on my lonesome.

Are you who I think you are?
SRSLY!?

You don't know him.

Shin Masta wrote:

Lt Kinky wrote:

SolicitThirties wrote:

Two members here already know me, and I shan't reveal their names on my lonesome.

Are you who I think you are?
SRSLY!?

You don't know him.

No? Good.

Seriously Shin? Thesaurus.com? Dictionary.com? I think not.
My proof:

Spoiler:

and

Spoiler:

Laugh my ass off @ Yukai
awesome display of epic

Awesome, you can delete history.

.........and how do I do that?

You simply deleted the histroy. That's how.

The Avenger wrote:

Laugh my ass off @ Yukai
awesome display of epic FAIL

I'm sorry. You seemed to have forgotten that last bit. Fix'd it for ya.

Yukairon wrote:

.........and how do I do that?

You claim to be uber smart and yet didn't know you could delete your history.

Yukairon wrote:

.........and how do I do that?

Tools > Internet Options > Privacy > Clear History.

Amazing huh?

Frostt wrote:

Yukairon wrote:

.........and how do I do that?

Tools > Internet Options > Privacy > Clear History.

Amazing huh?

One of the many reasons I simply love you benni

Freak of Nature wrote:

Frostt wrote:

Yukairon wrote:

.........and how do I do that?

Tools > Internet Options > Privacy > Clear History.

Amazing huh?

One of the many reasons I simply love you benni

My love for you is growing as well.

I have to delete my history to get rid of the porn.