- Ravage_Gokan wrote:
- A black man dies. He goes to the gates of heaven, and is let in. He patiently waits in line, and gets his wings. He then goes to God.
"Excuse me God," he says, "Now that I have my wings, am I an angel?"
God looks at him and says, "No; you my son, are a fucking bat."
Nice one. Lol
Three guys die and go to heaven. The first goes up to St. Peter who
says, "I have only one question before you go into heaven: Were you
faithful to your wife?" The guy answers, "Yes, I've never even looked
at another women."
St.Peter says, "See that Rolls-Royce over there? That's your car to drive while you're in heaven."
The second guy gets the same question, and answers, "Once I strayed, but I
confessed to my wife and she forgave me and we worked it out."
St. Peter says, "See that new Buick over there, that's your car to use in heaven."
The third guy answers the same question, "I have to admit, I've chased every girl I saw, and was with a lot of women."
St. Peter says, "Okay, but you were basically a good guy, so that old VW Bug over there is yours to use while you're in heaven.
The three guys go off on their separate ways.
A
few weeks later, guy #2 and guy #3 are driving along when they see guy
#1's Rolls Royce parked outside of a bar. They stop and go into the bar
and find guy #1 with empty bottles all around him, face down with his
face in is hands on the bar.
They come up to him and guy #2
says, "Bud, what could possibly be so bad-you're in heaven, you drive a
Rolls Royce, and everything is great!"
He says, "I saw my wife today!"
The other two answers, "That's great! What's the problem?"
He answers, "She was riding a skateboard!"