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InfernoLord
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PostSubject: Worst movies anyone has ever watched   Worst movies anyone has ever watched Clock10Sat May 23, 2009 7:03 pm

Name the worst movie you have ever watched and explain why you chose them as the worst movies. You may name up to five if you want. So far I have only three that I can say were the worst I've ever seen:

1) Hairspray - I have no idea why I watched this movie. Everything about it was just to horrible to speak about. Especially when John Travolta is first seen on screen. Ugh...*shudders. The story was expected from a movie that takes place in the 50s. No offence. The worst thing about the movie was the singing. It had annoyed me to no end. Don't watch it!
2) A.I. - A robot with feelings and emotions. WTF?! I thought the movie was supposed about robots and their artifical intelligence. This movie was long! The robot didn't even look like a robot. It was a boring kid. The plot of the movie is very similar to another movie that came out around the same time. Coincidence? I think not. The part when the aliens came just made the movie worse. Aliens grant wishes? Wierd... O_O
3) Spiderman 3 - I waited a while for this movie to come out. I hoped it would be good but it was not worth it at all. First of all, the movie had too much Mary Jane. Wasn't the movie called 'Spiderman'? I was sure that it was, but it seemed like it was more like 'Peter Parker's Personal Life'. Second of all, Venom was a complete and utter failure.
The mistake....casting Topher Grace as Eddie Brock. Never would have expected him to be in an action movie as a villian. Doesn't suit him at all. Venom was around for the last half hour and I was mad. Last but not least,they crammed too many villians into the movie. Not a smart choice and it didn't work well. I was very disappoined by Spiderman 3 T_T
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies anyone has ever watched   Worst movies anyone has ever watched Clock10Sat May 23, 2009 9:36 pm

Dragonball Evolution

Terrible acting, terrible dialogue, terrible plot, mediocre special effects and a fuckung horrendous adaptation of DBZ.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies anyone has ever watched   Worst movies anyone has ever watched Clock10Sat May 23, 2009 11:06 pm

Seconded, usually i dont watch shit, thats why it is the only one on my list.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies anyone has ever watched   Worst movies anyone has ever watched Clock10Sun May 24, 2009 12:24 am

Teeth.

This girls vagina eats everyones penis that she has sex with.

Gave me nightmares for minutes before I started whack... never mind.
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InfernoLord
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies anyone has ever watched   Worst movies anyone has ever watched Clock10Sun May 24, 2009 4:33 am

LOL a horror about a vagina. Whoever made that movie must have been smoking some laced shit. XD
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies anyone has ever watched   Worst movies anyone has ever watched Clock10Sun May 24, 2009 4:44 am

Date Movie... that movie fucking sucked, so did Epic movie, so have all the recent spoof movies... What the fuck.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies anyone has ever watched   Worst movies anyone has ever watched Clock10Sun May 24, 2009 4:59 am

Seto Stevce wrote:
Teeth.

This girls vagina eats everyones penis that she has sex with.

Gave me nightmares for minutes before I started whack... never mind.

I rather enjoyed that film, it gave me something to wank the crank to.
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Urahara Kisuke
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies anyone has ever watched   Worst movies anyone has ever watched Clock10Sun May 31, 2009 7:10 pm

DBZ Evolution = I could have made a better movie, at least I know the story line T_T

Hellboy 2 = I almost fell asleep, it was so sooo sooooo bad T_T
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies anyone has ever watched   Worst movies anyone has ever watched Clock10Sun May 31, 2009 7:30 pm

I never actually saw Teeth, but it looked effin' hilarious. The concept sounds so ridiculous you can't really even count it as a horror flick.

The Mist
My GOD I'm getting tired of these Stephen King flicks sucking so bad. Everyone in that movie was effin' annoying as HELL, and the CG was pretty mediocre. The ending was gay as hell too...

Twilight
If you really can't figure out why this movie sucked, check out my explanation in the Twilight Topic.

Scarface
This movie was SO overrated it made me sick. This movie was WAY too long, and it was definitely not as good as what I was told.

Donkey Punch
Yes, there is a movie called Donkey Punch. It's a thriller movie about some young adults who get cocaine crazy on a cruise line, and try shooting a porno. What ends up happening is that the nerdiest guy gets his turn with the girl, donkey punches her in the back of the neck, breaks her neck, and she dies. Everyone goes ballistic over it and slowly start going mad, killing eachother. The hilarious part about this movie is that it was extremely serious. That, and it was overrun with people with strong irish accents.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies anyone has ever watched   Worst movies anyone has ever watched Clock10Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:40 pm

Worst Movies Ever Without Explanation Because It Isn't Needed

Frankenfish - My god....awful

Twilight - Great Book, Fuxed Movie

DB Evolution - No Comment Needed

Norbit - Terrible
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InfernoLord
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies anyone has ever watched   Worst movies anyone has ever watched Clock10Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:03 pm

Gingersnap - All I can say is WTF?!
Chucky movies - A killer doll O_O
Beowulf - I didn't like the storyline at all
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies anyone has ever watched   Worst movies anyone has ever watched Clock10Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:09 pm

Twilight- I saw the movie, don't want to read the books
Chucky's seed- WTF? a baby!?
Race to witch mountain (or somethin' like that)- Boring as hell, had to watch it with my lil' cousin
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies anyone has ever watched   Worst movies anyone has ever watched Clock10Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:03 pm

DB Evoloution
Twilight
Does Not Really Need An Explanation Despite this. Vampires Can't Run At The Speed Of Light, Or Play Baseball.....
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General Grievous
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies anyone has ever watched   Worst movies anyone has ever watched Clock10Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:37 pm

Candyman:
An old horror about a black guy who was killed and is apparently still alive after being killed and after he kills people he leaves candy in the spot they died WTF.Also if you say candy man five times with all your lights off in the bathroom infront of the mirror he'll appear...bloody mary copy cat
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movies anyone has ever watched   Worst movies anyone has ever watched Clock10Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:43 pm

twilight

epic movie

high school musical 1,2,3

sasquatch mountain

fireproof

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