Well im bored, and wanna hear the worst thing youve ever done.

I'll start

One day I touched this girls ass and she cried, that was the worst moment in mah life...ever!

yalls turn

I threatened to kill my entire family. They called the Cops and I got told if I ever did anything like that again they'd put me in a Mental Hospital.

Pwn't Every Single one of you.

Idk johnny I made a girl cry. I've threatened my mom before, and done alot more worse stuff but I mean I made a girl cry, and to me that is the most fucked up thing evar.

Lol why would a girl cry for getting he ass grabbed

anyways the worst thing i've done is i broke my sisters hand

Caused several people who enraged me via being fucking dumbasses to kill themselves.

Broke a guys arm playing Dodgeball.

Nothing compared to Johnny though ^,^"

Watched Dragonball Evolution.

*High five* on that one, Bob.
Mine: Lied to the girl I love.
It made me feel like suicide was an option.

I peeked while playing hide and seek.

Played a prank on my sister which really pissed her off causing her to push me and I got my elbow trapped in between the window ledge and radiater and then I fell with it still trapped which almost broke my arm (just got a gigantic bruise all down my arm). It got me out of PE though so it was worth it in the end despite the unbearable pain.

GigaDon wrote:

Played a prank on my sister which really pissed her off causing her to push me and I got my elbow trapped in between the window ledge and radiater and then I fell with it still trapped which almost broke my arm (just got a gigantic bruise all down my arm). It got me out of PE though so it was worth it in the end despite the unbearable pain.

Toughen up.

-Sasuke-Ish wrote:

I peeked while playing hide and seek.

So your that kid.

Tsk tsk.

I crashed my friend's mot bike to a parked bike on purpose. But it was worth it, i broke my arm.

i went to jail.... and maybe that girl has paper skin and glass bones and you broke her ass!

Lt Kinky wrote:

GigaDon wrote:

Played a prank on my sister which really pissed her off causing her to push me and I got my elbow trapped in between the window ledge and radiater and then I fell with it still trapped which almost broke my arm (just got a gigantic bruise all down my arm). It got me out of PE though so it was worth it in the end despite the unbearable pain.

Toughen up.

It was the most painfull thing I have ever experienced and I just took it. I deserved it anyway.

Playin prank on jewelstore.
Standing in store, and suddently running out as fast as i can. Secuirity coming after me and pushed me to the ground. Broke meh arm >.>

Was it worth it? that moment it was.. later on .. no...

I ran into a shop with 9 of my friends and tryed to stick it up for some money..
then i heard my phone go off and we started dancing
then i took a lolipop and ran out
police chased me and 10 other people for like 2minutes

lmfaoooo ^ that story was funny it has drama, action and candy

who mine?
and by the way i meant 20 minutes..
and my friend had a camera with him
it was a hiden cam

yea yours, ive played tag in target before the crew was chasing us all you can hear is *beep* they're goin to the cloths aile and i ran too the Ps3 and played some demos before they cought on

I once had a comic named No More Heroes. I told people I would update frequently.

I'M A LIAR.

GigaDon wrote:

Lt Kinky wrote:

GigaDon wrote:

Played a prank on my sister which really pissed her off causing her to push me and I got my elbow trapped in between the window ledge and radiater and then I fell with it still trapped which almost broke my arm (just got a gigantic bruise all down my arm). It got me out of PE though so it was worth it in the end despite the unbearable pain.

Toughen up.

It was the most painfull thing I have ever experienced and I just took it. I deserved it anyway.

I repeat: Toughen up.

I read Twilight.

Fullpower wrote:

I read Twilight.

Youre going to hell.

Fullpower wrote:

I read Twilight.

I saw Twilight.

Frostt wrote:

Fullpower wrote:

I read Twilight.

I saw Twilight.

Your going to HFIL

Zeke Yasuki wrote:

Frostt wrote:

Fullpower wrote:

I read Twilight.

I saw Twilight.

Your going to HFIL

hes not worthy of hell or HFIL, he becomes a tree, that is chopped down and turned into a twilight book.....

i asked Sandy for advice

'nuff said

I shot an old man with a BB gun and ran away.

Is eating kittens evil?

Cade 77 wrote:

Is eating kittens evil?

Depends if it was alone, or if there were appetizers first.

Yahn wrote:

Cade 77 wrote:

Is eating kittens evil?

Depends if it was alone, or if there were appetizers first.

Does it matter what appetizers a where?

Cade 77 wrote:

Yahn wrote:

Cade 77 wrote:

Is eating kittens evil?

Depends if it was alone, or if there were appetizers first.

Does it matter what appetizers a where?

My translator is broken right now, so I have no idea what you're saying.

Sorry about that i ment to say was does it matter what the appetizer was?

It doesn't matter of the EXACT appetizer, but of what type of food. Cheesy? Yes, that's evil. Seafood, definitely. Bread, it's perfectly alright to eat a cat.

I knocked down an isle in a store once.
Made lots of Mormons cry.
Almost blew up my schools toilet.
Overflowed most of the school's toilets.
Shot fireworks at kinder gardeners.
Hit some kid with my bike but it's really his fault.
Put meat in vegetarians food.
All in elementary school.

I pimp smacked an 8 year old
broked my sisters hand
made my GF cry

General Grievous wrote:

Burned a bird alive with a lighter,and Axe flamethrower.
Kicked my cat realy hard when i was pissed

That's fucked up and uncalled for.

Ok i edited the post because i shouldn't have posted it in the first place

[Napoleon Dynamite]Gosh![/Napoleon Dynamite]
You're a weirdo GG...
Instead of beating your misses like a real man, you kick cats and burn birds.
Dissapointing.
Oh, and since we're doing more than one:
-I knocked a kid out in a mosh pit, not accidentally, he was trying to feel me up D:
- Broke my cat's tail, accidentally.
- Hooked up with my ex girlfriends twin, twas hard to tell them apart, though I wouldn't have changed it if I could.
CBF Remembering no more...

Lt Kinky wrote:

[Napoleon Dynamite]Gosh![/Napoleon Dynamite]
You're a weirdo GG...
Instead of beating your misses like a real man, you kick cats and burn birds.
Dissapointing.

Quite clearly it was a lie.

Lt Kinky wrote:

-I knocked a kid out in a mosh pit, not accidentally, he was trying to feel me up D:

You hit people for complimenting you?

Lt Kinky wrote:

You're a weirdo GG...
Instead of beating your misses like a real man, you kick cats and burn birds.
Dissapointing.

HEY!burning stuff is fun and i would never beat my misses for she has Big precious melons

Also why are you surprised i thought people would being surprised at Dark carnivalsm and me not caring if people die or not.

Yahn wrote:

Lt Kinky wrote:

-I knocked a kid out in a mosh pit, not accidentally, he was trying to feel me up D:

You hit people for complimenting you?

Yes I do.
Because you seem like you're just saying that to be 'Twisted'
Which I doubt you are.
*Tilts hat* Finished?

Lt Kinky wrote:

Yahn wrote:

Lt Kinky wrote:

-I knocked a kid out in a mosh pit, not accidentally, he was trying to feel me up D:

You hit people for complimenting you?

Yes I do.
Because you seem like you're just saying that to be 'Twisted'
Which I doubt you are.
*Tilts hat* Finished?

Oh, I'm not saying that to be twisted at all. In fact, I didn't think of that comment as twisted, nor do I now. I'd welcome it.

Only the Yes was directed at you Yahn...
The rest was at GG.
Sorry for the misunderstanding..

Nope i'm not posting that to seem twisted at all
I post what i mean and i mean what i post!

*cracks neck* now i am finished

Yeah, you better apologize.

And An elephant's faithful 100%...?
Interesting, I still don't believe you, but i'm not going to retaliate except for this ^^

ive got more
yesturday me after a party
me and 60 boys ran into a shop
and robbed all the fruits and sweets and chocolate(this time we were serious)
we even have it recorded loooool

then at a water fight 3 weeks ago
i filled my gun with pepsi and sprayed a gil in the face

the same day we took a man off his bike and ran off