Post family's you would want from Vortex.


Mom: Ricky
Dad:Jess (or would it be the other way around?)
Brother: Kris
Brother: Johnny
That way I would have an EXCUSE to be stupid/crazy!

You arent crazy, nor will you ever be. I am not a women, therefore i wouldnt be your mother.

Brothers: Sandy, Johnny, Ben, Jayden, Nick, Chris, Kris, Ethan, Alex, Rezzie and Karl.
Sisters: Juu, Maddison
Wife: Kaci
Son: Jack
Secret Misteress: Stevce

There.

Brothers: Devons Jesse Chef & YB
Fighter in crime : Afroluffy (we abolish hoes in ny)
Noob Killer buddy : Seto
Mario buddy : Shinoda lol.

I'll be everyone's crazy uncle who bitches about today's cartoons and tell them that they'll never be like they use to be in the good ole days.

Right hand man: MJ (take away hoes for Burger King)
Cousin: Stevce, Adam
Sons: Emil, Shichirou
Significant Other: Fortex, so I can tell him to get in my Little Red Corvette

Fullpower wrote:

I'll be everyone's crazy uncle who bitches about today's cartoons and tell them that they'll never be like they use to be in the good ole days.

Unky, ive missed you! \(T~T)/

I'm that big brother that watches a little too much porn. I'm only awake at night, and when you want breakfast in the mornings I've eaten all the food.

Vagrant_Samurai wrote:

I'm that big brother that watches a little too much porn. I'm only awake at night, and when you want breakfast in the mornings I've eaten all the food.

lol sounds like me but replace, porn with loud Metal, xbox 360 and sex =D

Frostt wrote:

Vagrant_Samurai wrote:

I'm that big brother that watches a little too much porn. I'm only awake at night, and when you want breakfast in the mornings I've eaten all the food.

lol sounds like me but replace, porn with loud Metal, xbox 360 and sex =D

rofl he plays halo while having sex and listening to metal. lmfao.

wow. that cracked me up. i had to comment on that.

Uncles: Blues, Seto, and Frost
Brothers: Johnny, Jesse, Jayden, Fortex, Ish and Afro
Cousins: Tardy, Ryu, Ryurat, Nerdy, and Dark Knight
Nephew: Kane

Yep, one big happy family =)

I can imagine us all just in one house.

Jesse and Alex are at the Stereo playing Metallica. Tyrone and I are making Bacon. Zack and Benji are having a fourway in the upstairs bedroom and Seto is filming it for the intrawebz. And I'm tired so the rest of the fantasy if up to you Rezzie.

Vagrant_Samurai wrote:

I can imagine us all just in one house.

Alex and Infrasound are playing music in the living room. Tyrone and I are making Bacon. Zack, Seto and Benji are having a fourway in the upstairs bedroom and Rezzie is filming it for the intrawebz. Meanwhile Jesse is outside wearing a scarf and mask, lighting our lawn on fire and attempting to create a super m80

I fixed it =D

WhoWhereWhy? wrote:

Vagrant_Samurai wrote:

I can imagine us all just in one house.
Zack, Seto and Benji are having a fourway in the upstairs bedroom and Rezzie is filming it for the intrawebz.

I fixed it =D

You broke it. That's a penis ratio of 3:1 Not good, it should be the other way around.

Brothers: Frostt, WhoWhereWhy?, Chibi
Sisters: Maddison,
Father: Yung Blaze
Uncle: Seto
Cousin: Zeroyasha

Father: Zack
Uncle: Full, Tim
Aunt: Sam
Grandpa: Z-Fighter =D

My brothers know who they are.

Papa Steve knows who he is

Grandpa Blues knows who he is.

Big Mama Didier knows who he is.


Big Mama hits me.

Significant other: NS-Kage
Booty call: Jesse
Mumma: Jay
Pappa: AB
Grandpa: Blues
Grandma: Koji
Uncle: Fortex, Frost and Rezzy
crazy uncle who bitches about today's cartoons and tell them that they'll never be like they use to be in the good ole days: Fullpower
Aunties: Kaci, Maddison and Juu
Sons: AL, Adam ,MCX and LittleGohan
Daughters: Mitchio and The Avenger <3 you guys
Noob Killer: MJ XD haha
Cousins: Sky, YB, Empy :3

We need a crazy aunty to do something! D:

i have no parents T_T

Brother who hates waking up for skool:ME
Twin Brother:YB
Partner in Crime:Majeh!!
lil brothers:Shichirou Nexy
Lazy ass brothers: Jayden Afro
Uncle: SkyX (HOMAGOSH he has Gaydar!)
confused brother: Darth Onis

Bros:RSF,Johnny ,Sky,YB,LittleJB
Dad:Seto?
Mom:Maddison
uncle who bitches about today's cartoons and tell them that they'll never be like they use to be in the good ole days.:Fullpower
Normal uncle:Fortex?,Frost?
Cousins:Zeke,MasterJavi,MistahJayden,AfroLucffy and everyone else who cares

Yeah well...I NEVER WANTED TO BE IN ANY OF YOUR FAMILIES ANYWAY! :<

Lol.AWw.Its coz you are our best friend and its not counted as family O.o

Yahn wrote:

Yeah well...I NEVER WANTED TO BE IN ANY OF YOUR FAMILIES ANYWAY! :<

HAHAHAHAAHAHAH.
But really Rez is the only one who puts me in his chart and I love him for that. But seriously you are all mean except Rez who puts me in his chart and the right spot.

Daddy: Jesse
Mummy: ???????
Uncles: Rezzie, Frost, Seto, Blues, Angryboy, Jay, Afroluffy, Jonny, Onis, Ryurat, Fortex, Ryu, TC, MCX and some others I forget sorry if I did.
Grandads: Devons and that awesome new guy Hypel
Grandsmums: ??????

I'm that lovable guy in sitcoms with no connection to the family but he is sure lovable and funny

Oh and I sell drugs to the kids...

Seto Stevce wrote:

Significant other: NS-Kage
Sons: AL, Adam ,MCX and LittleGohan

Zeroyasha wrote:

Bros:RSF,Johnny ,Sky,YB,LittleJB

yay called twice ^^

Dad: Blues
Mom: Mr.Kinky
Bros: Zero, Steve, Frost, Sky, Shinoda, Mcx, Nexus
Perverted uncle: Rsf/WwW
Granddad: Afro, Devons
Keyblade-gayish son: M-J

Oh yer i forgot to add
the cousin who got removed from the family eight times and married his sister, friends brothers, aunts,niece,cousins dads,sisterinlaw's,grandmothers,daughters, fiancees, brothers, older sisters ,friends friends,cousin, twinsister:Little JB

the twin cousin's who ate all the sweets and had sex with his girl in my bed:Frosteh(Frost) and Razor (WWW)

damn those two and my bed broke cause of them 9 times Y-Y

Okay I am apperently the mysterious stranger who
nobody wants in their families... V_V

Yes...yes you are.

Teh lulz - Yahn
Partner in Newb hunting - MasterChefX
Finder of newbs - RSF
Sith Lord(retired.) - Samurai
Brother Aussies - Seto, Sinphos
M.I.A. - Jackmen
1337 G4M3R - FoN
Detective - Fortex
Saiyan Veteran - Avenger
(I know I'm forgetting people.)


Army of nublets - newbs.

Im not a pervert, im just extremely mentally fucked.

Aye, The Frost & Fortex Detective Agency Est. 1898

Damn we do a good job.

Yukairon wrote:

Brother: Kris

WhoWhereWhy? wrote:

Brothers: Sandy, Johnny, Ben, Jayden, Nick, Chris,Kris, Ethan, Alex, Rezzie and Karl.
.

Zeke Yasuki wrote:

confused brother: Darth Onis

Kane wrote:

Uncles: Rezzie, Frost, Seto, Blues, Angryboy, Jay, Afroluffy, Jonny, Onis, Ryurat, Fortex, Ryu, TC, MCX

Okay, I made four...I feel loved ...even though I'm the "confused brother" in one of them..
Well anyway:

Dad-Razer.
Mom-...Seriously, how many girls are their on here? Any of them will do..
Brothers- Ryurat, Vagrant_Samurai, Yukairon.
Sisters- The ones that aren't my mom...
Cousins- You know who you are.
Others- Same as above.

Sir Psycho Sexy wrote:

I'm that lovable guy in sitcoms with no connection to the family but he is sure lovable and funny

Oh and I sell drugs to the kids...

Your the guy who everyone keeps asking: "Does he live with them? Where the hell is his family at? Why do they put up with him so much? Why doesn't he just move in with them? Where the fucking hell is his family at? Does he have a thing for the sister? Where the fucking hell is his goddamn family at?"

Fullpower wrote:

Sir Psycho Sexy wrote:

I'm that lovable guy in sitcoms with no connection to the family but he is sure lovable and funny

Oh and I sell drugs to the kids...

Your the guy who everyone keeps asking: "Does he live with them? Where the hell is his family at? Why do they put up with him so much? Why doesn't he just move in with them? Where the fucking hell is his family at? Does he have a thing for the sister? Where the fucking hell is his goddamn family at?"

EXACTLY!

Good to see I'm a father figure to Alex.

It was that, or the creepy uncle who always has something in his pocket.

To those of you who listed me as some sort of relative, I love you. =)