Pick the month you were born.


1----i shot

2----i ate

3----i smacked

4----i sang to

5----i fell in love with

6----i murdered

7----i gave my number to

8----i love with

9----i choked on

10---i knocked out

11---i humped

12---i gave a lap dance to




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Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------A homeless guy

2-------a gangster

3-------a banana

4-------a fork

5-------a mexican

6-------your mom

7-------my brother

8-------an ipod

9-------my best friends boyfriend

10-------a goat

11-------my dog

12-------my dad

13-------the computer

14-------my science teacher

15-------my neighbor

16-------myself

17-------a jones soda

18-------a llama

19-------a football player

20-------a stuffed animal

21-------a permenant marker

22-------a policeman

23-------a ninja

24-------a baseball bat

25-------my pshyciatrist

26-------my brother

27-------my sister

28-------a pickle

29-------a dvd player

30-------a paperclip

31-------my cell phone




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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:



White------Because i was high.

Black-------Because I was drunk.

Pink--------Because im a mad.

Red---------Because the voices told me to.

Blue--------Because i cant control myself.

Green------Because I hate myself.

Purple------Because Im fool.

Gray--------Because my mind goes to hell.

Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange----Because i hate my family.

Other-------Because that's how I roll.

none------because im smart and i do what i want

MINE
i shot
A stuffed animal
Because i was high

I humped a goat because I'm smart and I do what I want.

Dude, youre half naked?

i smacked my brother becasue i'm smart and i do what i want

majin_bear wrote:

Dude, youre half naked?

Not half. ;)

I humped a jones soda because I was drunk.
...
What's a Jones Soda?

I knocked out a permanent marker because I was drunk.


Huh...

Jones soda is like non other beverages. they have tingling flavors i tell ya. and... served in glass bottles

I sang to a goat becuase the voices told me to.

....uh, what?!

I gave a lap dance to a ganster because I was drunk!
That sounds like what my best friend would say. Oo

I smacked my science teacher because I was drunk

NOICE!

i Knocked out a banana cause the voices told me to

I knocked out my brother because thats how I roll.
WTF

I choked on a paperclip because I was drunk.

...

How the hell did they know

i knocked out my best friends boyfriend Because that's how I roll
... its funny cuz it true xD

i joke i joke :)

I shot your mom because that's how I roll.

lol ok

I humped my sister because I was drunk.


*Shudders*

I feel evil now

Rofl thats gross.

Tell me about it xD

"i fell in love with your mom Because that's how I roll." O.O can I have a pic of your mom to see if its true XDD

I fucked your mother because I was drunk >_> I HOPE SHE IS HAWT!.

i humped your mom coz i was high.

Lol

I shot an ipod because voices told me to o.O

I gave a lapdance to a mexican because I was drunk.
Yeeaaa... That wasn't last night... >_>/<_<

I fell in love with a goat because my mind goes to hell...?

XD I loved Fortex's, it made me fall out of my chair
laughing!!!

i choked on a jones soda Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

im richer than all bectes hahaha

i sang to a llama because i was high.

i gave a lap dance to the computer Because that's how I roll.



WTF serously, why me. :evil: