HEY YOU!

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YEAH, YOU!
I KNOW YOU LIKE TROLLING!

So, how about you go to Omegle
And troll, and post your results!

Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: 19/f/USA

You: u?

Stranger: 20 male USA

You: Wanna see my tits?

Stranger: sure if you wanna

You: But I mean, you're going to have to see my dick first.

You: That cool?

Stranger: You're gay.

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Stranger: so many unoriginal witless dudes here
You: Hey it happens
Stranger: yeah it does
Stranger: only on omegle it's in tenfold , haha
You: XD
Stranger: I think i'm going to bore myself to death at this rate
You: Wanna fuck then
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OMG. I love this place.

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Stranger: 19/m/ny

Stranger: u?

You: ..........

You: does not compute

You: let me rape u

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XD

that's funny!

I keep getting other trolls though.

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You: Greetings

Stranger: my finger smells

You: Like what?

Stranger: sick

You: What does sick smell like? o.O

Stranger: puke

You: Ew.

Stranger: i know

Stranger: wtf is that all about

You: Maybe you puked on your finger

Stranger: nope

Stranger: i've scratched my ass

You: ...

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You: .

Stranger: ...hello

You: ... bob

Stranger: fred

You: (insert strangers mum's name here)

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Mr. Simetra wrote:: Frost: Greetings read the rules *links to rules*

Noob: my finger smells

Frost: Like what?

Noob: sick

Frost: What does sick smell like? o.O

Noob: puke

Frost: Ew.

Noob: i know

Noob: wtf is that all about

Frost: Maybe you puked on your finger

Noob: nope

Noob: i've scratched my ass

Frost: ...

*banhammer*.

Fixed it =D

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Stranger: hey Very Happy

You: hi
You: a/s/l
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General Grievous wrote:

Mr. Simetra wrote:: Frost: Greetings read the rules *links to rules*

Noob: my finger smells

Frost: Like what?

Noob: sick

Frost: What does sick smell like? o.O

Noob: puke

Frost: Ew.

Noob: i know

Noob: wtf is that all about

Frost: Maybe you puked on your finger

Noob: nope

Noob: i've scratched my ass

Frost: ...

*banhammer*.

Fixed it =D

Does that mean I'm as cool as Frost? *Sparkly eyes*

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Stranger: hi female ?

You: I love you

Stranger: female ?

You: yes

Stranger: age ?

You: 16

You: you

Stranger: from ?

Stranger: me 17

You: brazil

Stranger: entao fala a tua lingua Very Happy

You: Que?

Stranger: nao es brasileira ?

You: Sangono

Stranger: ahm ?

Stranger: tens namorado ?

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You: HI

You: ASL COCKSUCKER

Stranger: hi

Stranger: 17 female singapore

Stranger: u?

You: FUCK SINGAPORE

You: I'M FROM NIGERIA

Stranger: why?

You: BITCH

You: SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

You: GB2/KITCHEN

Stranger: WHORE

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Stranger: hi!

You: Hifers

Stranger: hifers?

You: its like hi, but better than

Stranger: ahh i see

Stranger: like

Stranger: OH HAI

Stranger: similar

You: no

You: Better

You: you a girl?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: well done

Stranger: what gave me away?

You: your dumbness.

You: wanna suck my dick?

Stranger: not particularly

You: ok, give me your adress, I will deliver my dick into your mouth

Stranger: oh good. i like post. and dismember genetalia

Stranger: dismembered even

You: you gonna bite my dick, well goodthing its metal plated

Stranger: no but i dont see the practicality in posting your dick to my mouth unless you detach it from your body

You: ima package myself and when you open it ima stick my dick in your mouth

Stranger: oh you're a little treasure arent you

You: then ima rape your ear

You: wahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Best one so far.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Hail Hitler!
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Stranger: ohai
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: 12/h/cali
You: ^-^
Stranger: wuts h?
You: Halfie!
Stranger: watsa halfe
You: It means i have a ginie
Stranger: Wut
You: A vagina
Stranger: o
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u liek to jakoff?
You: Yeh, one time my sister caught me.
Stranger: orly
You: yeah, i was embarrised, my cock exploded with cum as the door opened

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True story.

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You: Hello.
Stranger: give me your lunch money nerd
You: Hey get the fuck off me you pervert!
Stranger: I said, give me your goddamn lunch money before i shove you in this locker
You: Eat my pecker bitch!
Stranger: Alright, in the locker you go slut
You: No fuck off, teacher he's trying to rape me!
Stranger: It's not rape if you like it
You: Oh, yeah.
You: Fuck me bitch!

How you deal with bullies.

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Ishy said pecker, im in love.

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I wub you too!

Hmm, why is that heart yellow?

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oh joy, i remember my friends telling me about this. yet another time wasting place to go when i'm bored HEY YOU! Icon_biggrin

. i'll be sure to post some of this as well.

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mine was pretty short T_T
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
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i got some new ones right now. only exciting thing was getting someone show their tits lol. anyways straight to the point. Anyone recognize this person?
Stranger: WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?

You: its over 9000!

Stranger: FUCK.

Stranger: THANK YOU.

Stranger: Thank you.

You: i got ya

Stranger: thanks, kind anon. -thumbs up-

Stranger: Now I won't have to cry myself to sleep tonight.

You: it's kind sad being one of those people who knows that

Stranger: Not really.

Stranger: I find it fascinating.

Stranger: It's a good life-skill.

You: i find it useful as a vortexian

Stranger: O;

Stranger: ORLY?

You: yes

Stranger: sexy, hexy.

You: how do i know you're not a vortexian?

Stranger: ...

Stranger: MAYBE I AM.

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Another one
You: Hi!
Stranger: HEY
You: how you doing?
Stranger: not bad you
You: meh
Stranger: sweet
You: i know
You: you are a guy right?
Stranger: yea you ?
You: i have dick
You: but i'm not a guy o.O
Stranger: wtf
You: exactly
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And another one
Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: damn!
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here's another that i got 5 minutes ago.
Stranger: Cart go wrong way!

You: hah?

Stranger: I see Spy!

You: i no understand what u say

Stranger: Thank you Doctor!

You: doc shnapps?

Stranger: We must push leetle cart!

You: owaahhh!

You: randum?

Stranger: I was told we would be fighting men, not babies!

You: who is your daddy and what does he do? ^^

Stranger: He dead.

You: orly?

Stranger: You are so small! It's funny to me!

You: you so tall i can't see your face

Stranger: I love this doctor!

You: im not a doctor im a sociopath

Stranger: You - yes, you! You are dead!

You: you sir are pyschotic

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I'm too lazy to change the text XD.

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Totally random

Stranger: What is the weirdest thing you have ever masturbated with
You: pan cakes
Stranger: Sounds fun
Stranger: And syrupy

And the best one so far >:3
Stranger: hey are you a cute women that would show me a pic of them and talk a little

You: you bet I am

Stranger: wheres your pic

You: here

You: https://2img.net/h/i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/Masterjavier/mesexy.jpg

Stranger: omg your sooo hot

You: thanks

Stranger: asl?

You: 38/F/Texas

Stranger: do ou have a real pic i could see

You: what do you mean?

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LOL

Stranger: hi
You: greetings mortal, I have come from lands far and wide to seek titties...
Stranger: hahaa. wow. get a job./
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FrozenSoulx wrote:: here's another that i got 5 minutes ago.
Stranger: Cart go wrong way!

You: hah?

Stranger: I see Spy!

You: i no understand what u say

Stranger: Thank you Doctor!

You: doc shnapps?

Stranger: We must push leetle cart!

You: owaahhh!

You: randum?

Stranger: I was told we would be fighting men, not babies!

You: who is your daddy and what does he do? ^^

Stranger: He dead.

You: orly?

Stranger: You are so small! It's funny to me!

You: you so tall i can't see your face

Stranger: I love this doctor!

You: im not a doctor im a sociopath

Stranger: You - yes, you! You are dead!

You: you sir are pyschotic

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I'm too lazy to change the text XD.

Heavy Weapons Guy!!!

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Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: where u from

You: California

You: u?

Stranger: New York
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What a dick.

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By far the[2nd] best(ish's hitler was 1st), just got us a member!Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl

You: fuck you. Dont need to know.

Stranger: no i dont sorry

You: tis okay

Stranger: so whats up

You: vortex news

You: and stuff

Stranger: cool i am watching NCIS

You: alright. DBZ is better.

You: you sould join vortex

You: http://dbzvortex.dbzaddict.com/forum.htm

You: gogogogo!

Stranger: let me look h\o

You: k

Stranger: i just joined

You: k post in welcomes, i meet you there

You: bye

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You could have just invited a Pedophile/Hacker/Troll/Spammer/Fuckhead/Mother to our site...GG.

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WhoWhereWhy? wrote:: You could have just invited a Pedophile/Hacker/Troll/Spammer/Fuckhead/Mother to our site...GG.

I am not a pedophile i may be perverted and a violent fuckhead but i am not a pedophile

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Razer, uh.. well-y'know, uh...fuck it.

Your right.

But it could always be the next Ssj5bob.

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No one, i repeat, NO ONE can be SSj5Bob. Sam put up with all my RPG related questions for 2 months even though he didnt know jackshit about it, he is the comedic enigma this forum needs but doesnt deserves!

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Here's mine:

Spoiler:

i just realized that i chatted with a gay fuckface

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Quote :: Stranger: 50 m

You: porque?

Stranger: wet back

Stranger: spick

Stranger: mexi fry

Stranger: beaner

Quote :: You: Why hello there.

Stranger: hello :)

You: And how are you?

Stranger: good :)you?

You: Quite dashing actually.

You: I say, have you heard?

Stranger: heard what?

You: It's such big news! I cannot believe that you haven't heard!

Stranger: what that patrick swayze died?

You: No! The bird is the word!

Stranger: or is there nothin and your gonna make up a joke

Stranger: oh haha.........

Stranger: lol

You: The bird is indeed the word! All rejoice, for the bird is the word!

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Quote :: You: Hello!

Stranger: mhm

Stranger: kanye west

You: Yes, yes, he did something dreadful, didn't he?

Stranger: yup

Stranger: hes a gayfish

Quote :: Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: pleased to meet u

You: So
am I. I've been locked in the Tower of London for twenty five years,
and I am trying to adjust to modern culture as best I can.

Stranger: London?

Stranger: beautiful place

You: I
only saw the inside of the Tower. The floor was covered with straw.
Luckily there was a small rat in my cell. I named him Basil.

Stranger: hehe

You: He died in 1992.

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Quote :: Stranger: where are you from?

You: GA

You: you?

Stranger: louisiana

You: say, have your socks dried out yet?
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Quote :: Stranger: is this alex?

You: yes!

Stranger: from cali?

You: mmhmm

Stranger: how tall are you?

You: tall enough

Stranger: you're not alex

You: neither are you

You: how dare you pretend to be alex

Stranger: I am alex!

You: you cannot be alex

Stranger: I am!

You: there is no way you are alex! alex is tall!

Stranger: one is 6 ft

Stranger: the other's 5'3"

Stranger: wrong

You: there is only one alex

You: and you are not him

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Quote :: Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: m or f?

You: f

Stranger: msn?

You: it's pronounced "nice to meet you."

You: ass

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Quote :: Stranger: Hi im andy, do you have a webcam?

You: Hello Andy. I do have a webcam, but at the moment I'm busy removing hair from my man breasts.

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Quote :: You: So, did you know that Blaire is a slut?

Stranger: Yes

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Quote :: Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: i am a chinese

You: goody! can you tell me why the pandas won't fuck more often?
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You: supp

Stranger: hey

Stranger: how r u?

You: Not to bad. Just got out of a fight HEY YOU! Icon_sad

You: and you?

Stranger: pretty good listening to radio for a while

Stranger: where are you from?

You: The Land of Oz

You: Australia

Stranger: thats nice

Stranger: btw are you ok?

Stranger: I mean like you were in fight you said

You: I wish I was ok. My Father beat me til I couldn't breathe. Than I caught my breath, and he beat me again

You: I gotta stop selling him drugs =\

Stranger: that sounds terrible

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 16

You: and you?

Stranger: im 18

Stranger: oh dear

Stranger: you sell drugs?

You: It's the only way I can make money these days. I got a job and got fired a week later

You: I stole so much money

Stranger: hm well

Stranger: what about school?

Stranger: dont you go to school?

You: I got kicked out

You: for having sex with my English teacher. It's not my fault he bought me flowers.

Stranger: oh god

You: ?

You: You wanna cyber with me don't you?

Stranger: oh no

Stranger: why do you say that?

You: Well you're making me wet..

You: I've got my hand down my pants..what do you want me to do?

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Why does everyone that has done this either mention the site or the series, this isnt the right time to advertise goddamn it >:C

Short One:

You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: wazup?
You: [Improvision for a naughty and inapproperiate link that took to a video of a woman doing something to another woman, which included body liquid, chains and a spiked probe]
You: your cock?

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Quote :: Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: i am a chinese

You: goody! can you tell me why the pandas won't fuck more often?
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it because they have a small penis.

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Sir Majin Nerd wrote:

Here's mine:

Spoiler:

i just realized that i chatted with a gay fuckface

I pissed myself laughing around those 2 parts.

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I thought porn links were banned from being posted?

HEY YOU! Confused

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who posted a porn link?

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Sir Majin Nerd, I believe... Not trying to be a mod, but it caught me off-guard, and nobody seemed to notice it...

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Oozaru Dude wrote:: Sir Majin Nerd, I believe... Not trying to be a mod, but it caught me off-guard, and nobody seemed to notice it...

I honestly saw it,but didn't say anything.

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You: HEY ASSHOLE!

Stranger: what up FUCKER?

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Please remove that link sir majin nerd or a mod please do.

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I removed it.

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You: WHAT CHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS

You: WHAT CHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS???????????????????

You: WHAT CHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS???????????????????

You: WHAT CHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS???????????????????

You: WHAT CHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS???????????????????

You: WHAT CHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS???????????????????

You: WHAT CHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS???????????????????

You: WHAT CHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS???????????????????

You: WHAT CHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS???????????????????

You: WHAT CHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS???????????????????

You: WHAT CHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS???????????????????

You: WHAT CHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS???????????????????

Stranger: LLLEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJEEEEEENENNNNNNKKKKKKKIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: LOLZZZ!!!

Stranger: WHATS UP

You: nuin just watching tv and playing around with this omegle thing

Stranger: its fun right?

You: lol wouldnt really say fun but it is entertaining

Stranger: haha ya

Stranger: well gota go

Stranger: bitch

You: Suck La Ballz HOE!

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Quote :: You: Hi =)

Stranger: hello

Stranger: whats your name?

You: Sarah.

Stranger: oh hey

Stranger: sarah

Stranger: im kailee

You: LOL JK

You: MY NAMES JOSPH

You: JOSEPH

Stranger: joseph the brave?

You: "E" key is broken lolololol

You: NO

Stranger: lol

You: Joseph the Warrior.

Stranger: you again?

You: Nope

Stranger: do you remember me from like 10 mins ago?

Stranger: kailee?

You: Wrong Joseph.

You: I'm from VA

Stranger: hm

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What a cunt ):

Quote :: Stranger: i am borat do you like me?

You: I am Bruno, do you fuck me?

Stranger: lol,

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Quote :: Stranger: horny girl?

You: yes

You: my pussy's so wet

Stranger: got any pics?

You:

You: of my dick?

You: of course

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Stranger: hi]

You: penis

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And

You: oi

Stranger: hello, 25, m, canada. How are you?

You: durrr

You: wait

You: there you go

You: that is nice

Stranger: oh you are talking

Stranger: sorrry i thought you went somewhere

You: no i just came

You: Very Happy

You see what i ment?

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Stranger: i dont talk to strangers

You: im not a stranger

You: I am your mother

Stranger: then go make me a sandwhich

You: But im masturbating

Stranger: when ur done

You: But when I am done then I will fuck you

Stranger: i only fuck other ppls moms not mine

You: Fine.

You: Then I will just have to fuck your father

Stranger: deuces dude

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oh mfg! sorry guys i forgot that dickhead posted a porn link. pls don't ban me....... HEY YOU! Icon_silent

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: do you like fishsticks

Stranger: what are you, a gay fish

You: XD you saw south park that time too

Stranger: im going to the chili con carnival, want to go?

Stranger: oh shit, its manbearpig, watch out

You: hmmm what those the scouter say about a carman ass is OVER 9000!!!!!!! WHAT! FUCKING 900

Stranger: asl?

You: 9000*

You: hmmmm oh shitz my dog can blow up stuff with his mind oh shit NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

XD my dog did killed me and revive me.