stranger: are u a sexy girl over 18 with nude pics or webcam? :) 21/male with pics
you: no i'm a sexy male looking for dudes with nude pics and webcam
you: u'll do nicely

Stranger: 19/f/usa

You: qwgeo2yhdui3y240eyd3o8ery70fwhrfoq237rdfyhe

You: hasuiwbcnwu2nc84jgekljhamamhweman
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You: hello

You: do you talk alien

Stranger: yeh

You: i talk alien see ashuiehw2o12783nrmfj2931010101hjchfue

Stranger: klfa;wnef;qnef;awh3p945282-3458gljaj;d;'v;kv

You: u7r45jfweykdr98w47387 w5hwdfj24 u2jovgytl4207ryhffhc xj2n3j23wndnm

You: 61idkergy

You: \1u786tgjk43hrfuiunejdbvdasmbebebe aklanfkefn fuck sioadhbwdf youa sdmw megdsz mn2h7821yr

Stranger: How dare you !?

You: XD

Stranger:

You: do you like Hellsing

Stranger: no

You: you fucking suck you have no lifwe i hate you i hate you sjkegdhx76 FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *suicide*

Stranger: lol

You have disconnected.

XD

You: hellos

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

it happen so fast .

Stranger: gay?

You: do u like fish sticks?

Stranger: no.

You: guess you don't like the fish dicks

Stranger: fish is gross.period

You: dick in your ass and mouth is beyond disgusting

Stranger: yes,.dick in the ass is gross too.

Stranger: not all gay guys like it in the ass,btw

Stranger: and in the mouth,.just as gross if you ask me

You: so im guessing your the man in the relationship

Stranger: yes.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: being gay,and being a whore doesn't always have a correlation

Stranger: yes,.the majority of gay guys ARE sluts,.I guess I'm the exception.

You: you are the strangest gay ever

Stranger: you think so?

Stranger: well,.you obviously haven't met my friend Andrew,who thinks he's Madonna.

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Stranger: hi

You: Sax Meh!?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Win.

The Great SSJ wrote:

Stranger: 19/f/usa

You: qwgeo2yhdui3y240eyd3o8ery70fwhrfoq237rdfyhe

You: hasuiwbcnwu2nc84jgekljhamamhweman
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The Great SSJ wrote:

You: hello

You: do you talk alien

Stranger: yeh

You: i talk alien see ashuiehw2o12783nrmfj2931010101hjchfue

Stranger: klfa;wnef;qnef;awh3p945282-3458gljaj;d;'v;kv

You: u7r45jfweykdr98w47387 w5hwdfj24 u2jovgytl4207ryhffhc xj2n3j23wndnm

You: 61idkergy

You: \1u786tgjk43hrfuiunejdbvdasmbebebe aklanfkefn fuck sioadhbwdf youa sdmw megdsz mn2h7821yr

Stranger: How dare you !?

You: XD

Stranger:

You: do you like Hellsing

Stranger: no

You: you fucking suck you have no lifwe i hate you i hate you sjkegdhx76 FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *suicide*

Stranger: lol

You have disconnected.

XD

The Great SSJ wrote:

You: hellos

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

it happen so fast .

Gentleman, the hereditary gene Lilskaterboi first developed upon this board has passed onto a new victim. It cannot be stopped...

InfernoLord wrote:

stranger: are u a sexy girl over 18 with nude pics or webcam? 21/male with pics
you: no i'm a sexy male looking for dudes with nude pics and webcam
you: u'll do nicely

That...was brilliant.

stranger: hey

stranger: asl?
you: 48,male,mexico
you: want a free sample of swine flu?

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InfernoLord wrote:

stranger: hey

stranger: asl?
you: 48,male,mexico
you: want a free sample of swine flu?

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ROFLMFAO!

That was epic.

new one lol
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 18 man taiwan
You: 19/f/thailand
You: hi
You: ^_^
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ^^
You: wanna see my tits
Stranger: sure
You: Gotta see my penis first though ok?
You: lol jk
Stranger: ok
You: ^_^
You: alright i will send you the url ok?
Stranger: ok
you:alright here it is https://i.servimg.com/u/f87/14/37/37/44/ha10.png
Stranger:Faget
You:You actually thought i was gonna show you titties,haha get outa here fuckface
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Quote :

You: HAIL HITLER!!
Stranger: &&&&&&&&&&
You: FUCK YOU
You: HAIL HITLER
You: LOL Smile
Stranger: last message c:
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Quote :

Stranger: hey
You: a/s/l
Stranger: m
Stranger: 18
Stranger: usa
You: m
You: 18
You: usa
You: hail hitler
Stranger: yeah
You: yea
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Quote :

Stranger: hi
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i did
Stranger: lol
You: You're now chatting with a child molester. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: i love pedo bear
You: You're now chatting with a pedo bear. Say hi!
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Quote :

Stranger: heeeey
Stranger: heeey ??!
You: .
You: ..
You: ...
You: ....
You: .....
You: ......
You: .......
You: hi
You: MY PARENTS SAY IM BI-CURIOUS!
Stranger: ?
You: DONT BE A PLAYA HATA SKATA!
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Spoiler:

Just a little random shit for yall.

Quote :

This site is so much fun.

You: ASL

Stranger: 17 male california

Stranger: you?

You: OH WOW ME TOO

You: EXACTLY

You: Who knows what else we have in common

You: Vagina?

Stranger: nope i gotta dick haha

You: I guess that's where the similarities end then

You: :/

Stranger: i like vagina so thats good

You: STOP TYPING

You: YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF CALIFORNIA

You: THERE IS A BOMB

You: GET TO THE CHOPPA

Stranger: k arnold

You: *insert more trolling*

Stranger: lets fuck

You: Hurray!

You: *thrusts*

You: I'm done

Stranger: well that was fast

You: I am disappoint.

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Quote :

You: Female?
Stranger: np

You: Well that's good

Stranger: why?

Stranger: hahh

You: If you were, I'd be wondering why the fuck you're not in the kitchen

Stranger: m?

Stranger: u

Stranger: hha

You: no u

Stranger: m

Stranger: mind

You: Mindfuck?

Stranger: no

You: Are you offering me a mindfuck, sir?

You: A mindfuck that I would have to pay for?

You: That right there is mind prostitution, and is frowned upon in most states

Stranger: hah

Stranger: what do want to do >then?

You: ur mom lol

Stranger: hah

Stranger: now what you want to do ?

You: What, you think I'm already done with your mother?

You: ...well I actually am

You: I am so ashamed

Stranger: how can u do that?

You: I cum too fast

You: A minute is all I last

Stranger: u f

You: Hey, that rhymed

Stranger: you said that

Stranger: ...

You: .....

Stranger: u

Stranger: said

Stranger: u

Stranger: r

Stranger: f

You: I said I was F?

You: Well I am not F

You: You can call me V, though

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u said...



u said u r f tho.


u said...



u said u r f tho.

Quote :

Stranger: hi f or m

You: F.

Stranger: horny girl?

You: Yeah.

You: My pussy is sooooo wet.

You: I'm rubbing my clit, too.

Stranger: Do you want to see my penis msn????

You: Yeah.

You: pdoefile@hotmail.com

You: You gonna come, big boy?

Stranger: yes

You: or do you want my other hotmail?

You: if so

You: fbiagent@hotmail.com

You: FREEZE I'M A COP!

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andragon40 wrote:

Quote :

You: HAIL HITLER!!
Stranger: &&&&&&&&&&
You: FUCK YOU
You: HAIL HITLER
You: LOL Smile
Stranger: last message c:
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Quote :

Stranger: hey
You: a/s/l
Stranger: m
Stranger: 18
Stranger: usa
You: m
You: 18
You: usa
You: hail hitler
Stranger: yeah
You: yea
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Quote :

Stranger: hi
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i did
Stranger: lol
You: You're now chatting with a child molester. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: i love pedo bear
You: You're now chatting with a pedo bear. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quote :

Stranger: heeeey
Stranger: heeey ??!
You: .
You: ..
You: ...
You: ....
You: .....
You: ......
You: .......
You: hi
You: MY PARENTS SAY IM BI-CURIOUS!
Stranger: ?
You: DONT BE A PLAYA HATA SKATA!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler:

Just a little random shit for yall.

This made me sad for 3 reasons.

1. It's hiel, not hail.
2. It's just stupid, not funny at all.
3. You reference hentai? Not porn, oh ffuuuu

You: HIIIIIIII
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl\
You: *gargles cum*
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Stranger: Hi, I dont want random internet sex! Just a good conversation.
You: male or female? I'm male
You: NOT sexual question
Stranger: i am a female
You: Hi I'm steve
Stranger: i know, males cant talk to males on here, it seems wierd
Stranger: Im Tia
You: *sticks it in your pooper* wait what?
Stranger: ahhhh fuck
Stranger: noooooooooooooo
You: I am the spy
Stranger: getitoutgetitoutgetitouttttt
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Stranger: asl?
You: no u first
Stranger: 16 F NY
You: 83 H Egypt
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: right
Stranger: LIAR
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Stranger: Hello there, friend.
You: Hi I'm jena
Stranger: Hi, Jena. I'm Sal.
You: Wanna cyber?
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and the winner is

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 14 f
Stranger: from?
Stranger: kool
You: what are you a predetor?
Stranger: no
Stranger: u r so young
You: whats ur a/s
Stranger: 18 m
You: k
Stranger: r u sexy????
You: um...
You: I don't know?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: whats ur size?
You: pants shirt or bra? none of them are your bissness
Stranger: i m asking bra baby
You: I'm not fat if thats what you are getting at
Stranger: y r u getting angry
You: ...
Stranger: whats ur size3?
You: I'm an A bra size...
Stranger: ye
Stranger: u r just 14
You: I'm bored
Stranger: so unhook ur bra
You: are you trying to cyber me?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i just want to make ur boobs large
You: and how would you do that
Stranger: by sucking them
You: so you do want to cyber.... I guess
Stranger: no sexy
Stranger: do u have ur pic???
You: you sound like a predetor
Stranger: may be
Stranger: do u have ur pic?
You: I'd rather not
You: if you want to cyber thats just fine
Stranger: ok
Stranger: do u have hairs around ur pussy
You: I shave
Stranger: when did u shave last
You: not to long ago
You: there are no hairs there right now
Stranger: oh great
Stranger: do u masturbate?>??
You: I've only done it a couple times
Stranger: how did u do it
You: my finger
Stranger: u make me horny baby
Stranger: i wanna see u
Stranger: please may i
Stranger: ?
You: I don't know you well enough
Stranger: but we can know each other
You: but like I said I wouldn't mind cybering
Stranger: u just give me a chance
Stranger: if i send u my pic will u send urs?
You: not yet
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i m sending one
Stranger: then u decide
You: *unbuttons your pants*
You: *pulls down your underwear*
Stranger: i m already nude
You: oh
Stranger: just waiting u to be
You: *takes off cloths
Stranger: what r u wearing
You: nothing now
Stranger: http://proxy1.pixbox.se/arkivet/synligt_35/28990000-28999999/640x480/28998091.jpg?0
Stranger: oh my God
Stranger: u r looking great
Stranger: thats me
Stranger: now can u plz???
Stranger: plz
Stranger: r u???
You: first we cyber
Stranger: then how will i imagine u?
You: medium length brown hair
You: a cup
Stranger: plz one pic only?
You: 5 feet 2inches
Stranger: u r from???
Stranger: plz?
You: ?
Stranger: one pic??
You: I don't have any
Stranger: i dont believe u
Stranger: lets leave then
You: huh?
Stranger: i think we cant have ne chemistry between us
You: lets cyber first
Stranger: u should try talking somebody else
Stranger: i cant till i see u
Stranger: i need to know i m with whom
You: ...
You: let me think about it
Stranger: ok
You: I don't know
Stranger: so what u thought dear?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u can have my mail
Stranger: if u want to talk in future u can mail me ur pic
Stranger: and we can talk after that
Stranger: its kool_smart12@yahoo.com
You: hold on
Stranger: ok
You: FREEZE I'M A COP
Stranger: i know u r kidding
You: ...
Stranger: r u sending or not???
You: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR ATTEMPTING TO HAVE YOUR WAY WITH A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL
Stranger: it seems u r not intrested talking
Stranger: bye
Stranger: u have my mail
Stranger: if u want u send me ur pic
Stranger: otherwise let it be
Stranger: byeeeeeeeeeeee



or maybe

You: hi
Stranger: horny i am
You: male or female
Stranger: female
You: lies
You: I just played this joke on like 10 people
You: not falling for it
Stranger: what
Stranger: you want a picture of bigg ass tities
You: I hate big tits
Stranger: well i'm 567 pounds and stacked with meat on my bones and tits on my boobies
You: ROFL
Stranger: i'm going to kill myself now
Stranger: thanks a lot
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: FLY, STEVEN, FLY
You: YES, BOY, YES.
You: FLY.
Stranger: HE'S FALLING
Stranger: I KNEW PLASTIC WINGS WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH
You: FUCK
You: YOU IDIOT
Stranger: BUT HE'S YOUR SON
You: I KNOW
Stranger: I JUST GAVE HIM THE IDAE
Stranger: AND THE PROPS
You: FUCKER COULDN'T CLEAN UP HIS ROOM
You: SO
Stranger: DAMNIT
You: LET HIS ASS DROP
Stranger: BUT BUT BUT
Stranger: HE OWES ME MONEY
You: HOW MUCH
Stranger: FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS
Stranger: I KNEW THOSE LETTERS FROM THE MAFIA WERE SUSPICIOUS
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Stranger: hi

You: who are you?!

Stranger: a stranger

You: TEH FUCK YOU FROM

Stranger: 13 female usa

You: ahh a rich girl é?

You: snob

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You: a/s/l
Stranger: m 22
Stranger: you?
You: f 12 cali
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You: a/s/l
Stranger: 15 m usa
You: 12 m cali
You: wanna be my baby's daddy?
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You: a/s/l
Stranger: m
You: f 12 cali
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You: I'M PREGNANT
Stranger: hey
You have disconnected.
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You: a/s/l
You: 14 f alaska
Stranger: 17 f norway
Stranger: u?
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Stranger: im not looking for cybersex- i have a boyfriend
You: do you like dicks?
You: oh
You: oh
You:
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Stranger: hey
You: a/s/l
You: 12 f alaska
Stranger: 18 m us
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Stranger: hey
You: IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
You: IS THIS JUST FANTASY
You: CAUGHT IN A REAL LIE
You: OH ESCAPE FROM REALITY
You: OPEN YOUR EYES
You: AND LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AT SEA!
You: MAMA!
Stranger: what is it?
You: JUST KILLED A MAN
You: PUT MY GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD
You: PULLED THE TRIGGER
Stranger: GUNS N ROSES?
You: NOW HE'S DEAD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yahn wrote:

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Stranger: hey
You: IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
You: IS THIS JUST FANTASY
You: CAUGHT IN A REAL LIE
You: OH ESCAPE FROM REALITY
You: OPEN YOUR EYES
You: AND LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AT SEA!
You: MAMA!
Stranger: what is it?
You: JUST KILLED A MAN
You: PUT MY GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD
You: PULLED THE TRIGGER
Stranger: GUNS N ROSES?
You: NOW HE'S DEAD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Holy crap!
That was you!?

Onis wrote:

Yahn wrote:

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Stranger: hey
You: IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
You: IS THIS JUST FANTASY
You: CAUGHT IN A REAL LIE
You: OH ESCAPE FROM REALITY
You: OPEN YOUR EYES
You: AND LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AT SEA!
You: MAMA!
Stranger: what is it?
You: JUST KILLED A MAN
You: PUT MY GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD
You: PULLED THE TRIGGER
Stranger: GUNS N ROSES?
You: NOW HE'S DEAD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Holy crap!
That was you!?

Srsly dawg?

Steve I got you.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: are you clara?
You: Nope.
You: Are u steve?
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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey.

Stranger: hey

Stranger: m/f?

You: M

Stranger: awww

You: Yea I know right.

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey, 21M, horny girl with msn and cam

You: Are you the 21M or the horny girl?

Stranger: asl

You: Cuz which ever is fine.

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Yahn wrote:

Stranger: hey
You: IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
You: IS THIS JUST FANTASY
You: CAUGHT IN A REAL LIE
You: OH ESCAPE FROM REALITY
You: OPEN YOUR EYES
You: AND LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AT SEA!
You: MAMA!
Stranger: what is it?
You: JUST KILLED A MAN
You: PUT MY GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD
You: PULLED THE TRIGGER
Stranger: GUNS N ROSES?
You: NOW HE'S DEAD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This guy doesnt know the power of Freddie Mercury.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
XD that was funny.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: you

You: FUCK YOU YOU SUCK AND IM SUPER AWESOME BE YATHCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: what??

You: AIM LEGEND

You: FUCK YOU AND THE SKY

You: ASJK HFN ILEDF

You: HITLER

You: hello

Stranger: hey

You: YOU STILL SUCK

Stranger: bad day?

You: FUCK YOU

You: AOPIPSAFE

You: LOLOLOL

You: xdxdxfcSA

You: DHFJSKJGBERK

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What was i thinking XD.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: wait a sec im checking something

You: k back

Stranger: m or f?

You: you forgot A

Stranger: what is A?

You: Alien

You: and D

Stranger: is that what you are?

You: D is dog and im a Dog

Stranger: k

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

A & D are official now.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: M or f or a or D'

Stranger: m

You: im a

You: im a one thousand year old ALIEN FROM SPACE BITCH

Stranger: oooh thats hot

You: Wtf

You: im a fucking alien

You: your a fucking human

You: so go burn in hail i mean hell

Stranger: aliens are hot

You: when

You: i have lazeer

You: and shalieu osf

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Last one for today.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: 14 f cali
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male?
You: Yeah
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That one was hilarious xD
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 16 f cali
Stranger: rly ?
You: Yeah
Stranger: that's strange, too much girl tonight here
Stranger: How r you ?
You: I ran into this lesbian earlier
Stranger: lol
Stranger: rly ?
You: Yup, it was quite funny
Stranger: hum k
Stranger: what are u doing ?
You: Nothing atm
You: You?
Stranger: update something
Stranger: :/
Stranger: that was long
You: Interesting...
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: vry
Stranger: no school tomorow ?
You: I have school D:
Stranger: lol
You: I hate Mondays..
Stranger: bad girl
Stranger: same
Stranger: but no school
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Mondays are so long
You: Yeah D:
Stranger: oh
Stranger: and i'm 20 M France
Stranger: for information
You: Cool
Stranger: from Paris
Stranger: but tht was a not rly important i think
Stranger: no?
You have disconnected.

Got bored...Nothing really funny >.>
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: TELEPOR!!!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...lolwut?
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hey check out this site:
Stranger: www.omegle.com
Stranger: its sick!!
You: Wow!
You: Really?
You: What's it about?
Stranger: its where you talk to strangers
Stranger: and some are creepers
Stranger: but some are nice
You: I see..
Stranger: but majority are guys looking for noodz
Stranger: but the others are cool.
Stranger: and its free!!
You: Mhm..
You: nice
You: I'll be sure to check it out later!
Stranger: alright, sounds good.
Stranger: thanks bye!
You: Bye!
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi , guy looking for a GIRL with webcam and msn for cybersex ! :)
You: Hi!
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: A wild Abra appears
You: OMG
You: Pikachu,I choose you!
Stranger: Abra Used Telaport
You: Aww..D;
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ns?
You: Howdy!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: this could be fun
You:
Stranger: no
Stranger: no smileys
You: No?
You: Fine.
You: ..Why not?
Stranger: no smileys
You: But why!?
Stranger: no smileys
Stranger: ever
You: Fine.
You: Never.
You: No Smileys.
You: Ever
You: again.
Stranger: youre young
Stranger: or really old
You: Uh huh..
Stranger: youre old
You: Young..
Stranger: nope
Stranger: old
You: If you say so?
Stranger: i said so
You: Alright then.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hey!
You: What's up!
You: ?
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: http://www.noelshack.com/up/aac/shoop-da-whoop-909267be46.png IMAH FIRIN MAH LAZOR
You: LAZORZ!
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GTFO!
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Stranger: hi , guy looking for a GIRL with webcam and msn for cybersex ! :)
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You: whats up

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: nothin much

Stranger: you?

You: not munch either just found my old megaman x 1 and played it on my nes

You: snes*

Stranger: Now that is a hell of a system

You: Yep it is

Stranger: love the mario bros series on there

You: i think mario is over rated

You: but they have some good game

Stranger: Yea

You: games*

You: so do you like megaman

Stranger: I dont think i have heard of it to be honest

You: let me find apicture of their anyversaty

You: a picture*

Stranger: kk

You: http://news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/59834-mega-man-20ths.jpg here it is

Stranger: oh i remember this game, this was insane

You: yep

You: too bad star force just totaly broke the series

Stranger: Yea i know, sucks

You: but megaman zero was like x awesome and portable

You: ZX was good but heh not that long

Stranger: yea

You: i wish they would make megaman x 9 and legend 3 that be awesome

Stranger: i remember my first video game console i got was a regular nintendo system, back when duck hunt was the shit

Stranger: yea that would be man

You: yeah megamn 1 and 2 were know has wanna the best nes games ever

You: megaman*

Stranger: yea

You: 3 was good but kinda sloopy compared to 2

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its wasnt funny but i wanted to put it because it was a good guy lol you won't find comady but i was about to give him a link to dbz vortex task failed when he left for no reason.

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You: whos there?

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what a pricky motherfucker

Sir Majin Nerd wrote:

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You: hi

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what a pricky motherfucker

some body did that to me lol

and this is mine

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Stranger: HAIL HITLER!

You: nazi bastard

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Stranger: hey

You: Hi.

Stranger: wanna see me shit?

You: Sure.

Stranger: asl?

You: Woha woha woha

You: I wana see some shit.

Stranger: i'm male

Stranger: does that matter?

You: Nope.

You: Makes it better.

Stranger: u got cam?

You: Nope.

Stranger: awww

Stranger:

You: Why do I need a cam?

Stranger: so i can see how much you like it

You: I can just tell you.

Stranger: u m/f?

You: M

Stranger: how old?

You: 34

Stranger: bit old for me

You: Its cool, your not to young for me.

Stranger: i'm 17

You: Its cool, your not to young for me.

Stranger: but you're too old for me

You: Its cool, your not to young for me.

Stranger: this is gonna be a circular argument

Stranger: do you like jailbait?

You: Lets make it more eliptical.

You: FUCK YEA!

Stranger: what sites do you go on?

Stranger: because i want something a bit more involved than 12chan...

You: Sites? I live like 47 feet from a park.

Stranger: but they're not naked in a park?

You: I don't neet no sites.

You: No not in the park.

You: I got candy n shit.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: what u do with that?

You: Depends.

You: Sometimes I like to rub chocolate all over my body and have kids lick it off.

Stranger: they do that?

You: I got a gun they do whatever.

Stranger: hahahahahahahaha

You: So back to the shitting?

Stranger: maybe

Stranger: do they ever shit in the park

Stranger: i wish there was jailbate shitting on the internet

You: not if my chest is chocolate free.

You: I prefer it there.

Stranger: do they do that?

You: I got a gun they do whatever.

Stranger: do you get any pics of them doing that?

Stranger: i wanna see

You: Get your own.

Stranger: you like cp as well?

You: Copy paper?

You: I love that shit.

Stranger: lolno

Stranger: child porn

You: You ever watch "The Office"?

Stranger: yup

You: They sell paper

You: bad ass as fuck.

You: Ah bitch if I sold paper.
You: That would be so fucking awesome!

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Stranger: For Marnia

You: A wild Abra has a appeared!

You: Abra used teleport!

Stranger: *throws Great Ball*

Stranger: Damn.

Stranger: I missed it.

You: Abra fled the battle!

sparkyarky wrote:

Sir Majin Nerd wrote:

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Stranger: disconected

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what a pricky motherfucker

some body did that to me lol

and this is mine

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Stranger: HAIL HITLER!

You: nazi bastard

He spelled Heil wrong

Shows how loyal he is to the fuhrer

You: hi!

Stranger: hello :)

You: Wanna make nasty in my car?

Stranger: maybe

Stranger: asl?

You: 23/sm/ny

Stranger: sm = somewhat male?

You: She-male

Stranger: i don't wanna do you any where

You: Are you sure

Stranger: positively positive

You: It's the penis isn't it

You: I also have a mouth and a vagina

Stranger: its the she-male

Stranger: penis or not

Stranger: thats disgusting, sorry for saying

You: You don't have to do me, I can do you you know.

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Stranger: hey

You: Hi

You: I just want you to know I'm a 40 year old man looking for young man love.

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Stranger: A/S/L?
You:85,Sex? Sure. Location? Anywhere you want it to be.

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Stranger:Hey there dawg.

You: Hey. A/S/L?

Stranger:8/M/Canada

You: Oh so you're Andragon...

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Stranger: hi

You: I wanna be in your mom

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