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[SHIN MASTA & RAVAGE GOKAN are fighting with banhammahs, & all of a sudden, SHIN MASTA defeats RAVAGE GOKAN, knocking him to the ground, dead. Yahn comes around the corner, wishing to cross the bridge to Vortex SHIN MASTA is guarding, with his manservant, TRIPLEZMAN.]


YAHN: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Editor.

I am Yahn, Mod of Vortex.

I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Mod Shack.

You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?

You make me sad. So be it. Come, Triplezman.

SHIN MASTA: None shall pass.

YAHN: What?

SHIN MASTA: None shall pass.

YAHN: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Editor, but I must cross this bridge to Vortex.

SHIN MASTA: Then you shall die.

YAHN: I command you as Moderator of the Vortex to stand aside!

SHIN MASTA: I move for no Mod.

YAHN: So be it!

[After a short clash of Banhammahs, YAHN whacks Shin Masta's left arm off]

YAHN: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

SHIN MASTA: 'Tis but a scratch.

YAHN: A scratch? Your arm's off!

SHIN MASTA: No, it isn't.

YAHN: Well, what's that then?

SHIN MASTA: I've had worse.

YAHN: You liar!

SHIN MASTA: Come on you pansy!

[After another clash of Banhammahs, YAHN whacks Shin Masta's right arm off & sending Shin's Banhammah over the bridge]

YAHN: Victory is mine! [kneeling down] We thank thee Admin Angryboy, that in thy merc-

[SHIN MASTA smacks Yahn in the face with his knee]

SHIN MASTA: Come on then.

YAHN: What?

SHIN MASTA: Have at you!

YAHN: You are indeed brave, Sir Editor, but the fight is mine.

SHIN MASTA: Oh, had enough, eh?

YAHN: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.

SHIN MASTA: Yes I have.

YAHN: Look!

SHIN MASTA: Just a flesh wound.

[Kicks YAHN]

YAHN: Look, stop that.

SHIN MASTA: Chicken! Chicken!

YAHN: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!

[SHIN MASTA persists, so YAHN whacks his left leg off]

SHIN MASTA: Right, I'll do you for that!

YAHN: You'll what?

SHIN MASTA: Come 'ere!

YAHN: What are you going to do, bleed on me?

SHIN MASTA: I'm invincible!

YAHN: You're a loony.

SHIN MASTA: Shin Masta always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.

[YAHN whacks SHIN MASTA's other leg off]

SHIN MASTA: All right; we'll call it a draw.

YAHN: Come, Triplezman.

[YAHN & TRIPLEZMAN begin to cross the bridge to Vortex]

SHIN MASTA: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You cowardly noobs! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

[YAHN & TRIPLEZMAN continue to cross to Vortex]

No offence Shin, It's just Yahn is better than you...

But shin and rav dont have Banhammahs...

they do now, for the purpose of the story

Nobody likes an asskisser kiddo, unless you are Ben.

However the use of Monty Python's Black Knight was pretty funny.

Well, I wanted to celebrate Yahn's modship, & this is the best I could come up with.

Then celebrate without having to make a topic about it, its already in your sig. You act as if this man has ascended to god-hood, its just another mod, he's already been one before so it isnt that big of a deal, if it was someone who hasnt, then i guess this would be worth the make.

triplezman wrote:

No offence Shin, It's just Yahn is better than you...

So you're implying Shin is better than me?


Good luck getting your custom in Albino Legend.

Whoah, no offence meant.

You two are both great guys, it's just that someone has to win. & since I knew Shin & Yahn kinda did not like each other, & I also heard you 2 had a long running feud, I thought; "Hey, that fits perfectly!"

If it's so offensive, I'll remove you from the story.

Thank you Gokan for proving my point that this topic is just to kiss ass.

JustADegenerate wrote:

Thank you Gokan for proving my point that this topic is just to kiss ass.

This is why I posted it. I took no offence to it, I was just proving a point.



I'm a forgiving man, I wouldn't really do that.

Why thank you.

As kiss assy as I may seem, I was only trying to be creative

By copying other people's work word for word?

/irony

I copied this part of the script, replaced the names & changed the words, so....

Damn, not very creative, you have me there, but kinda funny.

When did I give the concent to release such a fight?

You didn't, I just knew you & Yahn had a general dislike of each other. Youse two is still good guys, but this fits with the story. If you dislike your potrayal, then I regret all offence taken. I did not mean to potray you in any way offensive towards you or anyone.

Sounds like fail to me.
(Shinmasta likes to quote movies.....NO WAI!)