Try to make it to 1001!

1. Kill the clerk
2. Replace the milk with your cum
3. Steal the turkey
4. Start a fight
5. Use the opposite sex's bathroom
6. (If you're a male) Try on a bra and ask a lady if it's on right
7. Kill the manager
8. Shout AMERICAN INFIDELS in the middle of the store
9. When the clerk asks for your credit card say that you don't have any money, then run to the food department
10. Kill anyone

Why must you make such....A.D.D related topics.?

11. Just don't go....

12. Bring you into Wal-Mart without even taking the second step.

13. Pee in the mustard, buy it, then sue the walmart for having watery mustard.
14. Kill a clerk
15. Tell someone to shut the fuck up.

You've already said "Kill the Clark" >_>

16. Steal anything, in general
17. Bringing a weapon (baseball bat) inside
18. Using said weapon (baseball Bat) to destroy a perfectly good vending machine.
19. Smoke or do drugs inside.
20. Streaking in the women's clothing section screaming "Rape!" at the top of your lungs.

I didnt say kill the clark. i said kill the clerk.

21. Do anything that breaks a law.

It's these topics that make me hate you andragon.

22. Drive a car into the store
23. blow up the entrance to get easyer passage
24. Become a pilot and fly a boeing into the walmart and then buy some motor oil
25. Drive with a motor vehicle in the walmart
26. Hang yourself in the walmart ( well they have to get rid of the body é?)
27. Use your jetpack to fly around in the walmart stealing customers' groceries.
28. Put on a hat that sais" WALMART IS FOR GAYLOSERS " and run around in the wallmart
29. Kill "Sterphen" in the wallmart ( a personal fav of mine =D)
30. Let a train crash into the wallmart.

Ha!

if you hate these topics of mine, why do you join them?

31. Block the entrance to walmart with sleeping homeless people

32.sleep with managers wife and daughter

33.Analy rape someone in the (woman's or men's whatever your prefer) changing room.

34. Pissing in a bush...inside the gardening section.

35.Suicide bomb the store while yelling "ALAAAAAAAAH!!!!"*explode*

36. Go in wearing a banana suit, grab a pair of maracas, and sing and dance "Peanut Butter Jelly Time".
37. Do #36 in the women's bathroom.

38. Try to turn Super Saiyan and then pretend that the manager is Vegeta and yell. "I WON'T LET YOUU KILL ALL OF THESE INNOCENT PEOPLE!!" then proceed to clasp your hands togather and yell. "Kame...ma....ha....mam.....ha..ma...HA!!"

39.Beat it off while screming K-mart

40. Bring Andragon to the Help Desk.


Only kidding man, I love you.











:evil:

41.Walk in and fuck yourself with a dildo.

42.While walking through the clothing department, ask
yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this shit,
anyway?

43.Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

44.TP as much of the store as possible.

45.Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while
squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I
need some tampons!!”

46. Yell "Motherfucking cunt!" at everyone that passes you.

47.Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your
head and walk around the store casually.

48.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those
voices again!”

49.While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and
women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

50.Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse
through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare
them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

51.Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of
shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the
boxes and throw it in various aisles.

52.Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples
carts when they don’t realize it.

53.In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly
move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left
as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the
ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like
crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was
the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!!
Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.

54.Repeat 53 with a can of bug spray.

55.Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your
friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those
electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they
don’t know you.

andragon40 wrote:

15. Tell someone to shut the fuck up.

Any of you here know ive done this, and it doesnt get you kicked out.

*Walk in Naked*

57. Go up to the manager and be liek. "YO DAWG WE HERD YOU LIKE CARS SO WE PUT A CAR IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE" then punch him in the face as hard as you can.

58: Try on Condoms and ask a random person if it looks alright.

58. Get into a fight with a cereal box in the middle of the check outstand. Pretend its acutally insulting you. Make it seem like its a real argument.

59. Blow shit up.

60. Yell at random shopping carts.

61. Go up to the manager,kick him in the shin and yell "RIP OFF ARTIST!!"

62. When you get to the check out counter when the clerk askes you to pay just take of your pants and shit on the counter.

63. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

64. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

65. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

67. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

68. Light a match under a sprinkler

69. Start hitting on the mannequins.

70. Put women's clothes into men's carts.

71. Go up to the buffest dude at Walmart and ask him if he would like to try on these. (EX:Hold up Womens Underwear) and watch his reaction.

72: Sit in a Trolley yelling 'MOMMY!!!!' while crying.

73: Make a fort using all the pillows and use the toy guns to protect your fort.

74. Streak.
75. Go into changing rooms then come out and walk around naked

76. Kick the Christmas donations guy in the nuts then steal the few pennies that are in the bucket.

77. Buy a airsoft gun and a bunch of pellets from the guns department and pretend Wal-Mart is a warzone. (Shoot everyone you see)

zlargez wrote:

41.Walk in and fuck yourself with a dildo.

42.While walking through the clothing department, ask
yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this shit,
anyway?

43.Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

44.TP as much of the store as possible.

45.Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while
squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I
need some tampons!!”

46. Yell "Motherfucking cunt!" at everyone that passes you.

47.Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your
head and walk around the store casually.

48.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those
voices again!”

49.While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and
women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

50.Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse
through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare
them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

51.Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of
shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the
boxes and throw it in various aisles.

52.Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples
carts when they don’t realize it.

53.In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly
move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left
as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the
ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like
crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was
the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!!
Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.

54.Repeat 53 with a can of bug spray.

55.Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your
friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those
electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they
don’t know you.

Well, unlike you, everyone here is a male, so...

Lol well
78.be andragon.

xD

79. Look for the care bears, and when you find them, start throwing them all over the place, while shouting, "AAUUUGH THE BEARS ARE ATTACKING!!!!!111111!!!11!!2!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!111!!!!!111111111111111!!!!!!!"

dewols wrote:

79. Look for the care bears, and when you find them, start throwing them all over the place, while shouting, "AAUUUGH THE BEARS ARE ATTACKING!!!!!111111!!!11!!2!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!111!!!!!111111111111111!!!!!!!"

sounds like something andragon would post..

80. Go up to the manager and ask him if you can buy some marijuana, crack or any other drug.

dewols wrote:

73: Make a fort using all the pillows and use the toy guns to protect your fort.

That actually sounds like fun.


I've never been kicked out before, but I would assume shoving a nerf sword up anyones ass would get you kicked out.

81. Ask the clerks if they know where Wallmart is, then when they answer, pretend to be deaf.
82. Take your laptop and make Andragon stop making these stupid topics.

MrChaos wrote:

zlargez wrote:

41.Walk in and fuck yourself with a dildo.

42.While walking through the clothing department, ask
yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this shit,
anyway?

43.Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

44.TP as much of the store as possible.

45.Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while
squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I
need some tampons!!”

46. Yell "Motherfucking cunt!" at everyone that passes you.

47.Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your
head and walk around the store casually.

48.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those
voices again!”

49.While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and
women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

50.Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse
through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare
them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

51.Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of
shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the
boxes and throw it in various aisles.

52.Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples
carts when they don’t realize it.

53.In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly
move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left
as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the
ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like
crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was
the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!!
Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.

54.Repeat 53 with a can of bug spray.

55.Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your
friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those
electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they
don’t know you.

Well, unlike you, everyone here is a male, so...

Oh,shut up Chaos. I showed you a picture of my dick and we both know you liked it.

zlargez wrote:

MrChaos wrote:

zlargez wrote:

41.Walk in and fuck yourself with a dildo.

42.While walking through the clothing department, ask
yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this shit,
anyway?

43.Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

44.TP as much of the store as possible.

45.Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while
squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I
need some tampons!!”

46. Yell "Motherfucking cunt!" at everyone that passes you.

47.Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your
head and walk around the store casually.

48.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those
voices again!”

49.While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and
women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

50.Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse
through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare
them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

51.Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of
shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the
boxes and throw it in various aisles.

52.Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples
carts when they don’t realize it.

53.In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly
move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left
as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the
ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like
crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was
the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!!
Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.

54.Repeat 53 with a can of bug spray.

55.Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your
friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those
electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they
don’t know you.

Well, unlike you, everyone here is a male, so...

Oh,shut up Chaos. I showed you a picture of my dick and we both know you liked it.

zlargez wrote:

im gay'

Make sense now people?

Lt Kinky wrote:

zlargez wrote:

MrChaos wrote:

zlargez wrote:

41.Walk in and fuck yourself with a dildo.

42.While walking through the clothing department, ask
yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this shit,
anyway?

43.Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

44.TP as much of the store as possible.

45.Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while
squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I
need some tampons!!”

46. Yell "Motherfucking cunt!" at everyone that passes you.

47.Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your
head and walk around the store casually.

48.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those
voices again!”

49.While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and
women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

50.Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse
through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare
them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

51.Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of
shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the
boxes and throw it in various aisles.

52.Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples
carts when they don’t realize it.

53.In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly
move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left
as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the
ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like
crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was
the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!!
Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.

54.Repeat 53 with a can of bug spray.

55.Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your
friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those
electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they
don’t know you.

Well, unlike you, everyone here is a male, so...

Oh,shut up Chaos. I showed you a picture of my dick and we both know you liked it.

zlargez wrote:

im gay'

Make sense now people?

Oh,shut up Nick. I showed you a picture of my vagina and we both know you liked it.

Well guys, If I was a mod, I'd lock this now, so you might want to stop before you earn both yourselves a warning.

Do what I did.

73. Joust with the fish poles on bikes.

zlargez wrote:

Oh,shut up Chaos. I showed you a picture of my dick and we both know you liked it.

zlargez wrote:

Oh,shut up Nick. I showed you a picture of my vagina and we both know you liked it.

Knock it off. They were joking, fuckin' around you know? Don't need to get so damn chesty about it, keep your sick photos of nudity to yourself.

83 go to the changing room, wait until several people come and then scream "shit this is not the bathroom"

84. Masturbate in front of the produce section.

AfroLuffy wrote:

84. Masturbate in front of the produce section.

85. Masturbate with the Produce.

86. When the clerk says: "That'll be $xx.xx, sir/madam.", reply; "Did you just ask me to take all my clothes off?"

87. be Katt Williams

Frostt wrote:

AfroLuffy wrote:

84. Masturbate in front of the produce section.

85. Masturbate with the Produce.

88. Masturbate a woman with produce.

89. Masturbate produce with a woman.

Get caught stealing...

90. Use a shirt saying : I love BUSH