91: Kidnap the presidents daughter and hold up in the frozen foods section whilst eating peaches from the managers personal fridge

92. Throw skittles at people and say "Taste the rainbow!"
93. Set up a valet parking outside.

94. Hire an alien to eat the customers.

95. Walk into the change rooms and suprise buttsecks a random chick.

96:

buy some dildo's walk into the wallmart. Go into the cereal section.
Replace the dildo's by child toys whilst being seen by one of the customers.

97.
Walk In And Start Dancing like Michael Jackson.

Axxon456 wrote:

97.
Walk In And Start Dancing like Michael Jackson.

I don't think that'd get you kicked out...


the real 97:

Drive inside in a red prius and start dancing like Michael Jackson.

98: Bitchslap the clerk and proceed to dance on the counter whilst singing the national anthem in A minor

99. Go in guns blazing
100. Perform fellatio on an elderly man

101 Buy a lawnmower. Then use it to slice the clerk.

Start having sexual relations with a plush toy.

103. Go into propuce, take ten cucumbers and put them on all your fingers, then go aorund to random people and ask "May i carress yout rusty ketel?"

104. Get wasted, and walk around screaming "DON'T DRINK THE MILK!!!!"

105. Release hundreds of chickens in the clothing section, and cover the clothing with glue so the feathers from the chickens will stick.

106. Fill all of the toilets with quick-crete.

107. Bring a porn dvd to the electronic section and say "This isn't a family movie you DICK!"

108. Break the security glass in the video games section when a little fat kid is next to you, and blame it on him

109. Pour ketchup on the floor and say "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY!!! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!"

110. During halloween season, put on a ninja costume and run around with a nerf sword whilst standing in front of the rack of cheez-its saying, "Those pirates better not steal my cheeze-its!"

111. Hit someone else's crying baby
112. pretend to be a walmart greeter and tell everyone to turn the fck around

113. STEAL someone elses baby.

114. Break the aquariums in the fishies section.

115. Rape an old lady.

116. Jump on a buggie being driven by an elderly person, and scream "What is this fowl contraption!"

117. Climb a shelf and jump from asile to asile!

118. Burn it down.

119. light firecrackers off in the bathroom and sream "DAMN BOWELS! WHAT DID I EAT?!?!?!"

120. walk in with a running chainsaw, gloves, and ski mask. And try to see if you can do one lap through the store before being confronted by security.

121. use the microphone speaker and start making sex noises.

122. go to were the toilet paper is, dress your self as a mummy, and then run around acting like one tping everything.

123. start playing dodge ball with the four square balls.

124. run around pantsing people

125. fill up squirt guns and water balloons with piss with a bunch of friends and play COD

126. pretend that your a police man and arrest arrest the manager or a clerk.

127. go into the deodorant section and spray axe all over people as the walk buy.

128. start opening up all the lego packages and make a giant structure.

129. pick pocket as many people as you can until you get 500 dollars.(my record is only 100 :\)

130. get some hockey sticks and ride in the carts and try to knock down as many people as you can.

ive tried and done 122, 123, 125, 127, 128, and 129. i was only caught twice though. my friends all got busted though. try some though. its super fun.

137.

Release mice with your name address and tellphone nmbr on it

138. kill people with odd objects

139. Stand and look at people. Right in their eyes.

140. Put an obama mask on and walk into a crappy walmart in a very hick town somewhere in alabama!

141. Pretend to have terets.

142. Piss anywhere other than the bathrooms.

143. Kick random people in the ass and say, "He cant help it! He likes kickin ass!"

145. Punch a pregant lady in the stomach (IM GOING TO HELL!!!)

146. Make a giant mattress out of toilet paper, and fall asleep.

147. Smack random people with a wet floor sign.

148. Tell a female cashier that something smells fishy, and look at her crotch XD

149. Lay in the floor, pretend to have a seisure, and then when you draw a crowd say "SYKE!"

150. throw dvds at children.

151) Go into the changing room with condoms, and say you'd like to try them on.

Ravage_Gokan wrote:

151) Go into the changing room with condoms, and say you'd like to try them on.

LMAO!!! sooooooo great!

152. slap the manager with a ripped condom and tell him you want your money back, and money for an abortion

153. point to your crotch and ask people if they would like a crab sandwich.

154. Randomly eat everything you can grab.

HolyDragonX wrote:

DeadBox wrote:

148. Tell a female cashier that something smells fishy, and look at her crotch XD

149. Lay in the floor, pretend to have a seisure, and then when you draw a crowd say "SYKE!"

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HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA, thats the funniest thing ive heard in a while

im making these up outta my head XD


155. "Slip" on a "Spill" and sue the store, then right before the verdict, say, "I'm just messin with ya."

156. Throw up and tell the manager that the brownies in the bathroom were spoiled.

157. randomly place random items in random places. (it wont really get you kicked out but I do it everytime im there XD)

158. walk in with a full band, set up in the middle of the store and blare music!

159. Break all of the salsa jars and say it was an angry mexican complaining about how americans don't make their own XD

160. refuse to leave at closing (If the particular walmart closes at a certain time)

161. Go to electronics, and ask an employee to get every game inside the game case, and when he or she is done, run off.

162. Ask for waffles at the Pharmacy

163. Run into the Walmart with two friends and you each have a nerf guns and radios in hand, run around using military maneuvers and firing at people.

164.Bring in a friend and act liek Beavis and Butt-Head
"Heh, Heh, Walmart SUCKS!"
"I dun like things that suck, hehehuhe."

165. Set a skylight to work like the Bat Signal, and turn it on, and run around in a Batman costume beating everyone who looks "suspicious", like employees

Walk into the centre of Walmart with a thick jacket and bulky bag, pull out a toy grenade and start screaming 'FOR ALLAH!!!' while manhandling a sexy woman. Chaos commence.

run up to the clerk and yell O MY GOD ITS VAGINA MAN!!! then kick him to check

You guys are idiots. Most of these things are stupid. Cept for Ishy's idea.

Get some costumes, like an old man mask and clothes, and drive a golf cart around or a faster walmart scooter and wack people you pass in the shins or the back of the knee and screem "damn wipersnappers" while your driving away.