Simply post
"You know God hates you when"
and give a funny reason, it can be anything at all can also be fictional or true.

I'll start things off shall I.

You know God hates you when he gives you soup but no spoon

you know god hates u when: u eat your own sister!!

You know god hates you when he tells you he hates you.

You know God hates you when you end up in hell -.-

You know God hates you when he dont give you the talent to be a spriter god

You know God definately hates you when he kicks you in the face...















...Twice.

You know god hates you when you're Chuck Norris, because god cant smite you

You know god hates you when your spoiled and your parents come home and say "come meet your little sibling"

You know god hates you when Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks you in the face.

god hates you if your an undead fetus

You know god hates you when he loves you...




















in the butt

You know God hates you when he gives you a brand new widescreen TV but forgets to include a plug

You know god hates you when your school explodes...... oh wait.. Fuck i always ruin these.

Keep 'em coming.

O.o ITS MY Go

You know God hates you when tha dog puts its hair in my food L.O.L

You know god hates you when you live in Canada.

W8 W8 i got something else
You know god hates you when ya fuck ya pants

Avalanche wrote:

You know god hates you when you live in Canada.

ohh snap.

Keep 'em coming.

god hates you wehn he puts some motha fuckin snakes on your plane :)

You know God hates you when you can't catch a pokemon with a Master Ball.

god hates you if you lose in the special olympics as a non disabled person.

You know god hates you when he invented andragon

Jackmen10 wrote:

You know god hates you when he invented andragon

...You sir, are now [more] win.

Jackmen10 wrote:

You know god hates you when he invented andragon

^EPIC^

You know god hates you when the girl you love doesn't love you back nor does she know that true love is T.T

(Not like i would know anything bout that)
>.>
<.<

You know God hates you when you're walking down the street When a couple of guys, they were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said "you're
moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

I begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my
suitcase and sent me on my way

She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket I put my walkman on
and said

I might as well kick it First class, yo this isn't bad,

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the
people of Bel-Air livin' like,

Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the License plate said
"Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought nah
forget it, yo home to Bel-Air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight

And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homie smell you later"

Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the
prince of Bel-Air.

You Know when god hates yamcha when he gets bold hair and looks like tien o.o

Zeonx wrote:

You Know when god hates yamcha when he gets bold hair and looks like tien o.o

lol wut?

You know god hates you when he knows he doesn't exist.

You know god hates you when you are around by Chuck Norris and Mr. T at the same time.

You know god hates you if he gives you a copy of a Taylor Swift album.

You know god hates you when it takes your computer a full two minutes to switch from one tab to another >.>

You know god hates you when you keep getting the "no post mode specified" thing.

You know when god hates you when u get bad comments on ya work
You know when god hates you when ya do potty trainin
You know when god hates you when he loves your wenis
You know when god hates you when a rainbow falls onto your house
You know when god hates you when he gives you wings and pisses you off badly

Zeonx wrote:

You know when god hates you when u get bad comments on ya work
You know when god hates you when ya do potty trainin
You know when god hates you when he loves your wenis
You know when god hates you when a rainbow falls onto your house
You know when god hates you when he gives you wings and pisses you off badly

no offense zeonx but yours don't make any sense

it was quick

Zeonx wrote:

it was quick

That's what she said.
I had to.
God hates you when you're the reincarmation of My and Jesse's noob.

You know God hates you when

You know God hates you when Bill Gates just won't fix Windows Vista

You knowo God hates you when a lighting bolt almost hits you, sending you into dark endless pit of doom.

You know god hates you when Telstra fucks up ALL THE DAMN TIME (Probably have to be aussie to understand that one)