I bring back an old topic.

http://dbzvortex.dbzaddict.com/random-banter-f6/you-know-god-hates-you-when-t7714.htm

Just follow the rules from there.

You know god hates you when...
You spontaneously combustion.

You know God hates you when he makes you face plant in front of the person you expected to face plant during a certain activity.

You know God hates you when you sugger from a Penile Fracture.


































Note that this didn't happen to me.

You know god hates you when someone take yours topic and butchers the name -_-

You know God hates you when you have a micropenis.

You know God hates you when, you got in one little fight and your mom got scared....

You know god hates you when, your mom says "You're moving in with your aunt and uncle in Bel-air"

You know god hates you when I come in and say, "C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!"

You know God hates you when someone skins all the skin from your body and slowly lets you breathe to death.







I am the law.

You know god hates you when your mom catches you masterbating.

No, that has not happened to me yet, that I know of.

You know God hates you when your parents don't love you.

AfroLuffy wrote:

You know God hates you when your parents don't love you.

I fucking knew they lied to me at Church.

You know God hates you when... do i have to say it, because im not saying it

You know God hates you when some lady in stilletoes heel kicks you in the nuts, whether it be by mistake or intentional.

You know god hates you when you're just trying to accept an award and Kanye comes in and tells you Beyonce had the greatest video of all time. Of all time!

You know god hates you when you're watching a movie and then suddenly penis.

Colonel Kinky wrote:

You know god hates you when you're watching a movie and then suddenly penis.

Depends what kind of movie I guess..

You know god hates you when you're a pastafarian

You know God hates you when you're gay.

Yahn wrote:

You know God hates you when you're gay.

Oooooh, controversial

You know "God" hates you when you find an Raikou, Entei, or Suicune and you don't have any pokeballs.

Yahn wrote:

You know God hates you when you're gay.

You know God hates you when God hates you.

You know God hates you when you're Satan.

You know god hates you when Twilight fans are constantly following you around... Sorry Robert Pattinson...

You know god hates you when you join vortex.

Keep 'em coming.

You know god hates you when you start a topic dictating why he hates you.