Tails' Tiny Thoughts Issue 1

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Today, I’ve felt that one true emptiness we all have felt. The feeling of losing that one strip of bacon you really wanted. Now, I looked everywhere on that Tennis court searching for it, but it had seemed to be lost within the bombardment of tennis balls soaring through the sky with each stroke of the racket.

-It seems we interrupt this broadcast to bring you this, wait a minute… it’s not a broadcast. Anyway, this interruption is brought to you by Yastas’s anger toward the sock. I tried telling him that I consumed said sock, but so far, no results are in.-

Either or, we are back to our scheduled random thought release mechanism, or some other form of non-machinery. This lost strip of bacon was never found, nor could anyone truly help me locate it as they all never knew what I was looking for. It’s a challenge sometimes to know what someone is looking for, but if you search, chances are, you won’t find it anyway. So just make sure you always help one another in the process of searching. Wait a minute. Hold the Onis phone once again. Why… how did this suddenly became a friendship speech!? Well doesn’t matter now. I’ll just proceed to the next thought process train station thing. You know the blue one? Of course you don’t because you didn’t pay any attention to what had been lost when it was being located in the future of yesterday’s past. Now here I got chocolate, and we all love chocolate. Wait what’s that? You don’t? Well I sure do and thus meaning in this world of mine, the article of course, you love chocolate too, even if it’ll kill you. That doesn’t mean you have to eat any, you just love it with all your bacon.

-We aren’t sorry to interrupt your broad… I mean random thought cast, to bring you news you don’t care about. Well neither do we, as I have forgotten. Thank you for watching this telecast.-

Well pretty much after the second interruption, that means this is coming to a conclusion. Tune in whenever on this timeline another article returns on BwBT! You never know where that bacon is until you really need in on the inside. Also, I’m not talking about bacon directly ;]

Extra(From Facebook Status Updater):

Quote :: So, I am wondering how long of a message this status sharer can handle. I'm not going to make it easy by just smashing random keys in until I hit a limit; it's far more fun this way, or as some would claim funner :3

In order to make this work, I guess I will begin with what is on my mind. This "what" is nothing, or perhaps some kind of jelly liquid to secure my brain from damage.

Oh, I've always wondered about the whole right/left brain saying of how your right side of your brain controls the left side, or I'm not sure how it works, but it's something as such. And how, when you look at a brain from the front, what you see is the real right and left side of the brain. Like, in your head, your right side of your body actually contains your left side of your brain, and vice versa. So, as I perceive it in my head, (if in the case your right side of your brain controls your left side of your body, as I stated earlier with doubt it was true or not) my brain has two sides and my right side of my brain (the-person-looking-at-me's left) would actually control my left side, which is in alignment with the person who is looking at me from in front. So in actuality, if this theory is correct, the right side of your brain, as determined my scientific assignment for which side is which, would control your right half of your body. So it pretty much controls everything below it.

As a child, I heard this saying and believed it was always the opposite side of my body in which a half of my brain controlled, when it is actually just straight down. I've shared this theory with some of my friends, but it always managed to confuse them as in what I was referring to when I spoke about it, maybe I needed doodles/diagrams o.o

So even though this thought of what is on my mind is extremely long, it still manages to fit inside one box-- a box which continuously lengthens itself each new line. Maybe this box can extend into infinity and one day, someone will try this idea, as I am, and break the box and their page along with it. Maybe someone already tried and were taken out for solving the mystery of such a box! o.o

I'm scared now D:

Coming down to the conclusion that this box will forever extend infinitely, I will close up my thoughts for now, and perhaps not remind myself into this evil box of extension and just not post for awhile. As much as I post, this post is good enough to cover many, many posts to come. Wait, those posts weren't being planned on to be brought about, it just happens.

So yea, I was unfortunately unable to solve the mystery of the box in which we talk to so our friends can see for themselves. I surrender almighty box!

*Edit*

I have successfully conquered the box! By over 1,000 characters! Woo:)