Title says all.

You say a wish,and someone corrupts it/makes it turn out horrible.

Example:
Person A: I wish I had a pet.
Person B: You get the pet,but it dies within days.



I wish I was not called a nublet.

You start to be called another name.

I wish I could fly.

You can fly now,but you fly into a electric wires and die.


I wish my electric guitar's amplifier port worked.

It now works, but it broke down even more beyond the port.

I wish I was alive again.

You come back to life...right in front of a speeding train.

I wish I was all-powerful.

You are, but you end up killing yourselve

I wish i can has Wii with SSBB

You obtain your object of desire, but it turns out it was stolen and there were priceless gems hidden inside, thus you are locked away forever by the government.

I wish I could talk to animals. :)

You talk to the animals,but they think that you think that you think they are better then them,so they kill you.
(wow I used think alot O.o)


I wish I could fix my problem with fucking jewtube.

You did, but Jewtube got shut down one second later.

I wish I wasn't bored.

You get a hooker that gives you AIDS

I wish I was the Joker from The Dark Knight

You became the Joker, but now
Fullpower follows you around and
laughs at you every time you get
a 'boner'. (See Fullpower's Signature)

I wish my brother's dog would stop
stealing and burying my shoes outside.

your dog stopped but instead of stealing your shoes he dug around the garden and detonated a bomb from WWII by accident.

i wish i could jump ( as in teleporting in the movie jumper =D)

You did, but you Jumped right to hell.

I wish i can sprite faster then evrybody here.

you sprite faster but you can't stop and your key board breaks

I wish i have a smexy afro :3

You do. you got the largest afro ever. but now you cant stand up right anymore.

I wish i had all the DB's

You get them, only to find out they are fake.

I wish I could do everything Neo in The Matrix series can do.

Granted, but then Agent Smith comes in and kills you.

I wish I was a billionare.

You become one, but the CIA finds out your money is counterfeit so now you are sent to federal prison.

I wish had a puppy. :3

You get one, but it tears up your panties.

I wish I was Optimus Prime.

Granted, but then a Decepticon jams a tree into you during mid-transformation, making you into a stuck limbo between semi and Autobot.

I wish I had every [awesome] PS3 game ever made to date.

Granted, but the PS3 is recalled and Sony shots down.

I wish I had the patience to sprite again.

You do, but then my puppy rips up YOUR panties.

I wish I had a katana.

wish granted but you end up accidently sitting on it cutting you're balls[if you have em] off >_>

I wish there was an automatic home work maker. and i have one.

You have one, but it only makes cardboard boxes. (I don't appreciate your whining and smart remarks Quin)
I wish I had a hammer to kill all nubs.

Granted, but the hammer head falls of because it wasn't screwed on right.

I wish I had an airsoft gun w/ a half gallon canister full of airsoft pellets.

I wish all wishes were interpreted exactly as the person who made the wishes intends.

XD I wish I can get that picture out of my head

wish granted. now its that picture but the guy's black.

i wish Dani wasn't a dick

He is not a dick but now a vagina! That pic is jut WOW!

I wish I had a nice car!

You get a nice car then it has dead hookers in it so you go to jail ^^

I wish I had an afro >.>

You got one but it's just Samuel L Jackson sitting on your head.

I wish I had a HD TV.

You get one,but its broken.


I wish all my topics had tons of replies.

You get them but it's only pictures of dead racoons

I wish I can get a lifesize Goku toy

You get one but it turns out to be GT goku.

I wish I had a life size toy of myself.

Yeah but it's you when your dead

I wish I was the best guitar player, WITHOUT Selling my soul/body/mind

Granted, but your records and albums suck balls, and you go bankrupt. Sucks to be you. ^_^

I wish I had an airsoft gun w/ a half-gallon container full of airsoft pellets.

It look like a regular gun, but really it's This

I wish I was the BEST skateboarder

Granted, but ever skateboard you see or touch breaks into pieces, making them unrideable and your skill goes from Best to below mediocre.

I wish I had a Nintendo DS

You get one,but the thing breaks in half.




I wish I could sprite a bit better.

You get better but in stick figure styled sprites.

I wish I had some more time off school.

You do, but it's at a dog fertilization facility. You will spend all your time jacking off dogs.
I wish Dane Cook did more movies.

Sure, but they'd would all suck like his comedy acts

I wish I was the stronger than Bruce lee in a boy's body

He got less anoying but has a dog head.

I wish I had X-ray glasses.

You become so powerful you explode.
I wish CJ were less annoying.

crap the posts got wrong timing just put my above post here ok good!

@Adam-You get X-ray vision,but you end up moving to a city with all guys in it.
@Empy- He becomes less annoying,but then he kills himself and everyone blames you (idk)
I wish my girlfriend was online on chatango.

She is online but she cheats on you for Mr. emperor.

I wish I had spider powers.

You get spider powers but I kill you,cuz I hate spiders.




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You djasdhfgbajashgbadfgabgasdgjfasdfhsdkjf but it turns out..efavfagbewrjhn4u5eshbdr



I wish I could fly.