Granted but he does something so interesting that it makes you go insane and you die in solitary confinement

i wish that i could have sex with a girl the F-Cup boobs XD

Thats inapporiate and you may not be allowed to say that. Idk though for sure. WISH was granted but the girl turned out to be a transfestiate and you got screwed. Soon after you killed yourself.

I want 3/9's of a cup of Antifreeze and one 1/5 of cookies.

Granted but they happen to be 'Special' Cookines

I wish I could breath in space

You can breathe in space, but it's "vacuum-ness" still turns you inside out and kills you xP

I wish I was a Saiyan.

You become a saiyan,but you end up dieing on Planet Vegeta when it gets "hit with a meteor"




I wish the power level was OVER 9000!

Wish granted, but when the scouter breaks, it kinda radiate ur brain, so u end up getting fucked up.                                                                                                                                                                         I wish i can execute final flash

You do, but your hands fall off shortly after

I wish I was Venom

Wish granted but the church bells ring so loud and end up killing you
I wish i was a ninja

AUGH!! He didn't make a wish! I can't fulfill a wish! NOOOOOOO! Wish granted. There. Maybe he wished for a taco. Well, while you were eating it, a Taco Bell rep saw you eating it and hired you to be the new face of Taco Bell. The downside? You now have to wear a stupid dog suit, and you have perpetual, uncontrollable gas attacks.

I wish for infinite rare candies on Pokemon.

Granted but they are a special formula and it makes all of
your Poke'mon pink and blue (Clashing colors...) and level -234!


Haha!

I wish that my parents were back together and my brother hadn't died...


(Although true, I want you to try and make something up for that
... Since it's sad ...)

Oo Um...Wish granted...and...you...suddenly jump up in a public place
^ and...um...start singing the Yellow Submarine song.

I wish all ps3's and their games were all free.

Granted but somehow Sony gets you to pay for it all again.

I wish to know who has that Goku vs Metal Cooler animated fight scene as sig or ava and if that person has a bigger image of it. (Yeah thats one hard wish someone is probably gonna fuck up lol)

dbznut wrote:

AUGH!! He didn't make a wish! I can't fulfill a wish! NOOOOOOO! Wish granted. There. Maybe he wished for a taco. Well, while you were eating it, a Taco Bell rep saw you eating it and hired you to be the new face of Taco Bell. The downside? You now have to wear a stupid dog suit, and you have perpetual, uncontrollable gas attacks.

I wish for infinite rare candies on Pokemon.

dude, just get one of those special ds cards with almost no memory (caust 30 buck or sometin xd) then put your diamond in it and download those cheats or something en just getyourself 999 rarecandy's and just find legendary pokemon hopping in the grass or whatever you want -___-'

well after a long search you finally found it, but then it appears you cant use it because on it it lays an evil curse of a long time ago and your going to spend all your time and money in writing a book about it but it totally sucks and you lose everything and become a drunk hobo

i wish i could finish sheets quicker -___-'

Granted, but they're godawful.

I wish I had some ramen noodles.

Congratulations! I can't make this worse unless I say
that anybody but me are making them!


(Because I make it the best!)


Anyhow, I wish that I had all of the seasons of
Scrubs; first to last and all of the future ones!

Granted but the DVDs are so scratched, that you can't watch them.

I wish I could trade my DBZ seasons sets for the manga.

Granted, but you get the wrong type of manga...


I wish drugs never existed.

Granted now the earth is a vast wasteland (since everything can be addictive, addictive = drug)

I wish I had a Orihime plushie

You did but you didn't know that it was easy flamable and it burned you're house down.


I wish that i am the greatest spriter ever without something bad happening!

Granted but it turns out to be a cheaply made plushie and falls apart when you touch it.

I wish Chuck and Reaper would never get canceled and last until the writers can finish the series properly.

Shichi: Granted but, everything is "too perfect" and it turns out that it's a dream
Fullpower: They become too long since they never find a way to finish properly

I wish that I was married to Lady Gaga <3

AfroLuffy wrote:

Shichi: Granted but, everything is "too perfect" and it turns out that it's a dream
Fullpower: They become too long since they never find a way to finish properly

I wish that I was married to Lady Gaga

she turns out to be a man
I wish for cake

Wish granted, but it turns out THE CAKE IS A LIE.

I wish for unlimited amounts of free time, wherever, whenever.

Granted, but this only causes you to be bored after a long time...


I wish there were no taxes at all.

Granted, but things like food cost 10x as much.

I wish that this wish will not get corrupted.

Your wish cannot be granted*
i wish that i was porunga =D

Granted, but you seem to have problems misplacing your balls :\

I wish TardyClock would get online.

You wish is granted, but he's in stealth mode and you'll never know.

I wish I had the new Green Day album now.

Your wish is granted, but you don't get it until it has been overplayed a billion-fold on the radio, and every time you hear it you want to rip your brain out.

I wish my laptop had an additional drive that gave it infinite amounts of file space.

Nerdy Knight wrote:

Your wish is granted, but you don't get it until it has been overplayed a billion-fold on the radio, and every time you hear it you want to rip your brain out.

I wish my laptop had an additional drive that gave it infinite amounts of file space.

your wish is granted. But then you realize how much of a nerd you are and commit suicide.

I wish i had two different colored eyes.

wish granted but then one of your eyes would go blind.

I wish i could fly

Granted. Enjoy your flying.

I wish I could learn how to shoot web.

Wish granted, but you end up being made into a comic book character, and then eventually into a "block-buster" film that ends up sucking ass.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

Wish granted but then you'll work for 6 months straight.


i wish i didnt have school

Granted but then when you want a job no one will hire you because you have no school education and you become a hobo because you have no job and soon find yourself peed on by society and you die of hunger and AIDS.

I wish that i was the only man alive with only hot women around me XD

Granted, but all the women turn out to be lesbian...

I wish people would comment my work more often in a good fashion (thus NO bad comments at all)

Your wish shall be granted* *pling*
too bad too many people will come and comment that you have to read them all
and you must make new topics because otherwize you cant post your sheets no more of the high post account.

i wish i has cash but not stolen and it may not be cursed lol

you get the money, but then someone robs you and tea bags your dog.

i wish everyone was zombies and i have a shotgun with endless shells

deathlord wrote:

you get the money, but then someone robs you and tea bags your dog.

i dun have a dog...

deathlord wrote:

I wish everyone was zombies and i have a shotgun with endless shells

Granted,but you get caught off-guard and get eaten. Poor you.

I wish I didn't have to ahve the music report due in wendsday.

Wish granted. It is now due on Tuesday

I wish I could remember everything I read, see, hear.

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deathlord wrote:

i wish everyone was zombies and i have a shotgun with endless shells

lol i think this song is made for your wish.. shoot the zombies


You remember everything but you remember your own birth wich make you
puke to death.

i wish i never wished this.

Your wish is granted but someone else wishes that


I wish i can shoot lasers out of my eyes

Oo... wish granted, but when you sleep, you accidentally shoot lasers. So it busts thru yer brain.                                                                                                                                         i wish my ps3 has a switch that can toggle between normal mode and portable mode

Granted, but it is too heavy to move.

I wish, the world would end.

Wish granted, the world ends for a second and continues on like nothing happens.

I wish for everyone to become stick men and women.

Granted, but you cannot tell who is who.

I wish I was caught up on One Piece.

You are, but you realize the new voice actors blow.

I wish I knew where my remote was. X_X

Wish granted, but you discover it has no batteries -~-

I wish I could friggin' draw proportion...