Here's how it works. One person wishes for something, and the next person corrupts it (like a genie) then they make a wish of their own.
EX:
First Poster: I wish for a glass of water.
Second Poster: Wish granted, but the water is dirty.
I wish I could jump really high.
And so on and so on.
Begin:

I wish I could jump really high.

Wish granted, but you jump out of the atmosphere and die.

I wish I could fly.

Wish hranted bu yu get attacked by seagulls

I wish i was a demon

You become a red and black, poorly shaded creation of a 15 yer old spriter.

I wish for immortality.

Wish granted, but it turns out you're Kale from RPL.
'Nuff said.

I wish I had Wolverine claws.

granted, you fall into a coffin and are stuck there forever

i wish for 3 more wishes

Wish granted but you get cut in half by a destructo disc

I wish to have a magnum

granted, but there are 3 zombies coming at you and u have no bullets

i wish for a dr pepper

Granted, but the dr.pepper is poisened.

I wish I had ice cream

granted but i peed on it

i wish for my other wishes they would not go wrong

Granted. (not!)

I wish for fire breath.

Granted, but you burn your mouth and such when the fire comes out.

I wish for nothing.

granted, you breath too close to someones fart and back fires

i wish for another dr pepper

The Dr Pepper is loaded with mini explosives.

I wish for nothing again.

Onis wrote:

I wish for nothing.

Granted, you get a car.

you didnt make a wish.
Im surprised this topic has gotten this far!
I wish all the ladies love me.

Granted, The ladies now love me.

I wish for a bike

granted, but the wheels are missing.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

Paradox, screw that, you ain't getting shit.

I wish for a pony.

Wish granted, but it's a dead pony.

I wish I had super speed.

Granted,but you have to wear a dorky suit.

I wish I was awesome as Onis and SkyX.


Didn't I make this topic b4 or excoboard or the early days here?

Wish granted, but the effects wear off in an hour.

Once again, I wish for nothing.

wish granted. you get the word nothing!
i wish for a wish

Granted, you get a wish, but someone else already used it.

I want a live pony.

Granted. But your pony is a crippled pony with mental retardation.

I wish i was black.

Granted, but you still act like a white guy.

I don't wish for this non-wish to not not be corrupted ... and a ham.

wish granted but it cant move

i wish for lots of money

Granted, But they are pesos.

I wish Steve Irwin was alive.

Nevermind I guess. >.>

Granted, but he's about to die of old age.

I don't wish for anything.

wish is granted u get a bag of air in it

i wish to be able to walk threw fire

Granted, but you have no feet.

I wish that Hitler never died and he won the war.

granted but jews hunt u down

i wish i was unbeatable

I refuse to grant this wish.

I wish this topic was locked.

I refuse to grant this wish.

I wish Biggie Smalls was still alive.

granted but 2 pac also revives and they both kill each other

i wish i could have 2 penis's

Granted, but they both are tiny.

I wish South Park had its own tv station, dedicated to all South Park, all the time.

wish granted but Mr Garrison rapes all members in south park making show boring


i wish i could have 4 arms

Granted but three of them are deformed and unusable.

I wish i had some Funyuns.

( i swear were doing like to topics lol)
granted but u couldnt receive it

i wish more people did these topics lol

granted, but the topics got aids.

I wish Silv knew how to be more specific to make his words not be able to sound ridiculous.

wish granted but silv dosent feel like fixing things

i wish i was a thunder cat

Granted, but you are Snarf.

I wish i was Lion-O

wish granted but u dont have his sword

i wish i was goku

Granted, but you are just a baby, annoying the LSSJ Broly.

I wish i was Broly.

wish granted but u cant go LSSJ

I wish i was the Father of all sayians

Granted, but your family is disgraced as for your race to survive, you must inbreed.

I wish that condoms never break.

granted, but ythey all have holes at the top

i wish I was a saiyan

GRanted, but you cant even go giji+

I wish saiyans were non existant.

wish granted but when you where sleeping with your girl it broke

i wish the earth had low gravity