metamoss wrote:

Granted, but you cant unfreeze time and are stuck frozen in time forever

You make that sound like a bad thing

it is. no chance to acquaint with people. That's horrible (at least to me it is)


I wish to have a power level that's OVER 9000!!

Wish granted, then you explode.

I wish i was 5 feet tall.

why the hell 5 feet? thats short D:
wish granted but you'll stay that way for the rest of your life lolz.

I wish i had a Desert Eagle

Wish granted but it picks you up and feeds you to its chicks.

I wish for a giant bear to eat me

Mistah_Jayden wrote:

why the hell 5 feet? thats short D:
wish granted but you'll stay that way for the rest of your life lolz.

I wish i had a Desert Eagle

Nexus wrote:

Wish granted but it picks you up and feeds you to its chicks.

I wish for a giant bear to eat me

Didn't jay meant a gun by that?xD

What black dude would want an eagle? - -'

Wish granted, giant bear eats you.
But then you get puked out and you has bearsjiz all over you.

He should have been much more specific about which type of Desert Eagle

somebody needs to put a wish... so I will

I wish i was a Saiyan and killed all the bad guys

You kill yourself for no REAL good guy would kill someone. therefore you are bad.

I wish I was as good as M_J or Afro.

Granted, but M_J and Afro are suddenly turned very, very bad and you become worse then you were



I wish for the copies of the VizBig editions of the DB and DBZ mangas that i dont already have

You get them, but they're in an ancient language that no-one can translate !

I wish Muse will put on an epic show tonight

Fortex wrote:

You get them, but they're in an ancient language that no-one can translate !

I wish Muse will put on an epic show tonight

Granted, but due to unforseen events, you are unable to attend it. Or find any videos of it.

I wish school didn't suck.

Punkt wrote:

Fortex wrote:

You get them, but they're in an ancient language that no-one can translate !

I wish Muse will put on an epic show tonight

Granted, but due to unforseen events, you are unable to attend it. Or find any videos of it.

I wish school didn't suck.

That's... ungrantable O.o....

Ill try it anyways;

It worked!!!! Oh, your having fun now every day and learn nothing and you end up in the dole queue.

I wish for king africa to dance in mah backyard =D

Granted, but he pulls out a shotgun and shoots you


I wish for a chicken nugget

Granted, but it's from McDonalds

I wish I was a magician.

Mr. Simetra wrote:

Granted, but it's from McDonalds

I wish I was a magician.

Granted, but your tricks go horribly awry in some way, until one day, they kill you.

Or don't, I don't know. :)

I wish life didn't suck.

Granted, it now blows.

I wish I had a new 8GB USB.

Granted but its Full.

I wish my section will win the Camp Top Soldier competition on Sunday.

Mitchio wrote:

Granted but its Full.

I wish my section will win the Camp Top Soldier competition on Sunday.

Granted, but you won't be there for it.

I wish my boyfriend were here, in one piece, unharmed, and certainly not dead. Don't corrupt something about that please. ;_; Corrupt something elsssssse about the situation.

And no babies.

Punkt wrote:

Mitchio wrote:

Granted but its Full.

I wish my section will win the Camp Top Soldier competition on Sunday.

Granted, but you won't be there for it.

I wish my boyfriend were here, in one piece, unharmed, and certainly not dead. Don't corrupt something about that please. ;_; Corrupt something elsssssse about the situation.

And no babies.

Granted, but he's a zombie. Enjoy :3

I wish all future wishes by me, Lorezno, to be granted and fulfilled in accordance to my perception, and not of anyone elses.

wish granted. better hurry up! the wish expires in two seconds... too late.

i wish for a wish that would wish not for a fish.

granted, it wishes for a shark, which will eat you the next time you so much as touch water.

I wish I was the happiest guy alive, in no way sinster or dirty.

Wish granted. You are a psycho freak in a mental hospital in your own retarded dreamworld about men's balls

I wish I understood adult jokes.

Zeroyasha wrote:

Wish granted. You are a psycho freak in a mental hospital in your own retarded dreamworld about men's balls

I wish I understood adult jokes.

Wish granted. PENIS . . . Isn't it funny?

I wish to be a modz for a day.

Wish denied.

I wish I didn't eat a Hot Pocket almost every night.

triplezman wrote:

granted, it wishes for a shark, which will eat you the next time you so much as touch water.

I wish I was the happiest guy alive, in no way sinster or dirty.

Zeroyasha wrote:

Wish granted. You are a psycho freak in a mental hospital in your own retarded dreamworld about men's balls

I wish I understood adult jokes.

That is dirty, post fail.

@Onis:

Granted, but since I don't know what a hot pocket is, something bad happens, do not know what, something like that...

I wish I was friends with Barack Obama in no way sexual.

wish granted. you are friends with barrack obama, but he ends up ruining the usa and you are tormented for the rest of your life for being friends with him.

i wish chibi was a nice person

Granted, but he's now a ticking time bomb


I wish China wouldn't make crap

wish granted. they now make shit.
i wish for a hentai.

Granted but its gay Hentai.

I wish I had the ULTIMATE home theater system.

Granted, but a robber steals it.

I wish I was better spriter than AB & Son G combined.

triplezman wrote:

Granted, but a robber steals it.

I wish I was better spriter than AB & Son G combined.

Wish Granted You get soo good that Ab Bans your ass :3

I wish for a Taco

Wish granted. Taco's are nice.

I wish i had a Taco too

Granted but it is given to Axxon.

I wish Ashley Greene was the real star of the Twilight series and not Edward Cullen. Which would cause her and Belle to have a lesbian relationship.

Granted but they fall out of public favour because people become afraid the lesbians will breed.

I wish for a chicken curry which is not rotton or to spicy.

Granted, but now you are a hard-core vegan who is too busy weaving your leg hair into baskets to notice.

I wish that the granter of this wish could not corrupt, pervert, distort, or otherwise twist this wish into anything other than the exact meaning of the wish, and that meaning being that the granter of the wish must place the following text in their signature:

The Granter of the wish (to be changed to the appropriate user's name) wrote:

I have spectacular breasts.

Blues Light wrote:

Granted, but now you are a hard-core vegan who is too busy weaving your leg hair into baskets to notice.

I wish that the granter of this wish could not corrupt, pervert, distort, or otherwise twist this wish into anything other than the exact meaning of the wish, and that meaning being that the granter of the wish must place the following text in their signature:

The Granter of the wish (to be changed to the appropriate user's name) wrote:

I have spectacular breasts.

Granted by Blues Light. Because he decided to take the sword for me. Thus proving he does have great breast.

I wish Transformers 2 was better than it was.

Wish Granted, But Now The Movie Is So Good Your Head Explodes.

I Wish That The Bottle Of Snow Drop I'm Looking At Didn't Have A Creepy Penguin On It.

Yes Jackmen, the creepy penguin has been removed from the bottle of snow-drop, however, it has been permanently implemented into your eyes, therefore causing you to see it all day every day, even with your eyes closed.


I wish that this topic was not so easy to screw around with people in, and that this post did not be taken perverted by the next to post.

Wish Has Been Granted, But Now Your The Easiest To Screw Around With On This Forum.

I Wish For Everyone To Be Destroyed Instantly.

Jackmen10 wrote:

Wish Has Been Granted, But Now Your The Easiest To Screw Around With On This Forum.

I Wish For Everyone To Be Destroyed Instantly.

Fair enough. HAVE AT ME!


Wish granted, and now, no Vortex.

No wish to grant.

I wish I had a dollar for ever post made on Vortex.

Wish granted, to bad all the posts that were donated to the money were in the hands of fktizle, you have now a balance of 0$.

No wish here, skip to the next person.

Wish granted, but - hey, what? dammit...

I wish I was the most popular in the forum, among both staff & commoners.

Wish Granted, Your So Popular All The World Leaders Love You So Much They Stalk You.

I Wish My Ex Girlfriend Would Stop Hating Me So Much.

Wish granted, you now have a violent, aggressive stalker.
I wish time would stop for a day. (Lolwut)

Granted, but it goes horribly wrong, & time is frozen forever.

I wish I had an ex girlfriend to speak of.

triplezman wrote:

Granted, but it goes horribly wrong, & time is frozen forever.

I wish I had an ex girlfriend to speak of.

Granted, but she nags you to death.

I wish I was Nappa.

Granted, But Goku whoops your arse.

I wish I was Goku.

Wish not granted because I say so.

I wish I had an awesome, not stupid, non corruptible wish.