Granted. It was so AWESOME that Nintendo destroyed every copy made.

I wish I had better headphones instead of having to use my iPod earbuds for evertyhing.

Granted, but youre other ear buds break & the ones you get are awesome but dont work with Ipods.

I wish I had the power of SSJ4 Gogeta

Granted. The power is to much and causes heart failure.

I wish I had an unlimited pass on iTunes forever.

Granted
but it is only for S club 7

I wish for a back scratcher

Granted but instead of your back, it starts scratching your but!! (hoooo!!!)

I wish for a new guitar that doesn't sound bad.

Wish granted, but the strings are so good they cut your fingers.

I wish for a pony, papa can I have a pony?

Wish granted, but it's a runt and spends all day sucking it's self off [somehow].

I wish I wasn't myself.

Granted but you become a pile of crap

I wish for a bottle of good ol fashion cola

wish granted , but someone trew mentos in it, so it bursts and your cola is all over your mom's fancy expensive chair.

I wish...... for..... A-big-fat-black-horse-with-3-eyes-and-no-nose-nor-ears

Granted, but it has no nose so it dies of suffication.

I wish I was Barrack Obama

Wish Granted, but you're still a noob.

Also

Spoiler:

I wish I was Ran'dum

granted, but technically ran'dum becomes you and when he realizes that he'll eventually wreck you in the butt.

i wish Triplezman the so called Llama God would buy me a Suzuki Hayabusa for mah birthday.

Granted; you dont have a license, & I chewed the keys out of shape.

I wish I had an Australian drivers licsence

Granted, but your parents tell you today that you're moving to Europe.

I wish my body never tired in any way.

Granted, but you use this ability to have many sexs endlessly, which sounds great at first, but sort of like those lab rats who could push a button which triggered pleasure in their brains and didn't do anything but that, you don't eat and die. But hey, you die beneath a woman.

I wish that knowledge was true power.

Granted, but unfortunately, you have neither brute force nor knowledge, so you lose! Good day sir!

I wish I could find the motivation to finish things that I start, and no aspect of my wish can be twisted negatively in the manner in which I did not mean, and even if there still is a loophole, I cannot die from this wish and any other effects that occur I can reverse.

Yahn wrote:

Granted, but unfortunately, you have neither brute force nor knowledge, so you lose! Good day sir!

I wish I could find the motivation to finish things that I start, and no aspect of my wish can be twisted negatively in the manner in which I did not mean, and even if there still is a loophole, I cannot die from this wish and any other effects that occur I can reverse.

Granted, but all that other shit completely ruins the point (and fun) of the game. Congratulations, faggot.

I wish that I knew exactly what to put on Ryu's Wiki.

PS: YOU'RE OFFLINE ON STEAM. GET THE HELL BACK ON.

Granted, but it's essentially, "CRAWLING."

I wish I wasn't such a flaming faggot.

Granted, but now you are just plain boring, and no one will like you anymore.

I wish that the US wasn't so fucked

granted... untfortunately, a giant f-in asteroid hit the states.

i wish for c*rmen el*ctra to be mah sex slave

Granted, but you get AIDS and die two seconds in.

I wish for Chrono Trigger Sheet Music for the Band I'm in.

Wish granted, but the sheet music was written by a 5 year old with poor handwriting, so you can't read it.

I wish that I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but you wished for a nuke to set off, but it was dropped right above where you were and you died.


I wish for a pony.

Wish granted, it shits on your hand.

I wish I wasn't dead because of the nuke :'(

Wish Granted.

You Become A Mutant, Your Arm Will Grow Over Time With Boils Until They Become to Big Making Your Arm Fall off :3.

I wish Bill gates would Give me all his Money >.

Wish Granted, you win monopoly.

I wish I could be closer.

Wish granted, but that didn't make any sense.

I wish that I knew what to do with my life.

granted but i kill you 1 min after that


i wish to be M-j

Granted..... your dead.

I wish i was doing the mario.

Wish granted. You find out you have AIDS a week later.


I wish I wasn't so tired >,<

(i got aids from a dance?)

Granted but then a contest takes place where the 1st person to go to sleep wins $20.

I wish to eat a pen.

sinphos wrote:

(i got aids from a dance?)

Yes because you "did" the mario,if you get what I mean.


Wish granted,you get ink poisoning.

I wish for Fable 3 to come out now.

Granted, but the graphics sucked, and it was just like the original for gameplay. Oh, and two player camera sucked as well.

I wish I was Nappa from DBZA.

Wish granted, you're killed by Vegeta with a single blast... Twice.

I wish I could draw better.

Granted, but your hands explode because of your great drawing and you never draw again........

I wish I was liek, the best MW2 throwing knife player EVA.

Wish granted, HEADSHOT.

I wish I had anti wish-corruptingness.

wish granted but u corrupt ur own wishes and kill urself
i wish i was rich

Granted but you get assasinated.

I wish orange was the skies colour.

Wish granted; the sky is on fire.

I wish for a zombie outbreak.

granted the outbreak is in ur basement while ur sleeping

i wish my homework would do itself

Granted, it gives you an F

I wish a living copy of Albert Einstien with fully functioning limbs & intellect would complete my homework.

granted but hes homicidal and a cannibal

i wish i didnt have to goto school

Granted, you're an idiot.

I wish my DBZ Vortex username was synth.

D: too far man!

...Granted, you have no spare time, not even for sleep. You eventually tire out and die.

I wish I could find a bloody Xicor sheet >_<

Wish granted but it is in JPEG format
https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img59/6248/xicor.jpg

I wish for a kick in the balls

Wish Granted.
*Kicks in the balls*
...Yeah, on your knees...

I wish I had breakfast.

Wish granted
Enjoy your grilled cat with ostrich eggs for dip

I wish for nothing

Wish granted, you get shit.

I wish I was a better spriter.

DENIED.
YOU GO TO JAIL.
YOU GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200.

I wish for more time.