granted, do ur time in jail

i wish for a new computer

Wish granted, you get ENIAC.

I wish I was asian.

I never said smart, I said asian.
Racism!

...Granted, the hippies return. All hope is lost.

I wish for world war.

Granted, you wish to die.
...Granted.

I wish I knew whether I'm allowed to use parts from a sheet that doesn't have names/cradit on it.

Granted, you shit your pants without knowing.

I wish I could find some goddamn food.

Granted, you now suck at animating.

I wish I had the time to start working on my comic.

granted, everyone you know dies, your kicked out of school, and you can never get a job


i wish i wasnt so good looking

Granted, you are now comparable to the ass of a meal worm.

I wish I was so awesome I crap thunder and women would fall at my feet

Granted, you crapped thunder once, all the women fell dead at your feet, and someone killed you because you were more awesome than them.

I wish I had an incorruptible wish. (lol loopholes)

OH SHI-
Shotoman divided by zero -_-

I wish for the universe to reverse-big bang itself.

granted... now it reversed big-gang you.

I wish for many girls!

Sure Granted. But they have dicks. lol

I wish for Speedracers car (Not really)

Granted, it hits you at top speed.
I wish I had a power level of over 9000.

Wish Granted
but its minus 9000

I wish for a great big chicken to come and crush my school and then poop on the people I hate houses

Granted, but in the process you begin to hate yourself and it poops on your house.
I wish I was a free(not bound to a lamp) and almighty genie.

Granted, as your master I command you to mansex (verb).

I wish I was ten years old.

Granted But then it breaks three hours later.

I wish for a supercomputer

Granted, it´s to super

I wish for a big fat juicy..hamburger

Granted, you get a cow

I wish for

Granted, Here it is:

I wish for my very own trained T-rex

Granted, you get killed by Charizard.

I wish those days could come back once more
Why did those days ev-er have to go
I wish those days could come back once more
Why did those days ev-er have to go
Cause I love them so

>_>

I've never heard it either, I just searched "I wish lyrics" on Google XD

Granted, it's broken.
I wish for a bank account with infinity money.

Granted, now your school is as scary as hell.

I wish i can increase my gundam collection.

Granted, I loot your house while you're at it.

I wish the world was a peanut.

Wish Granted You Kill the Majority of the World With Allergic Reactions

I Wish That Mario Came Out of My Toilet -_-

Granted, he comes while you're on it.

I wish for an iPhone.

Granted, you become so pre-occupied with schoolwork that your own mother abandons you.

I wish for water.

Wish granted, you're dropped in the middle of the Atlantic ocean.
I wish I could cook better.
(Person granting this wish, don't make it the worst in the topic.

Granted, but you end up working in a shitty fish and chip shop.

I wish where I lived wasn't so hot at this time of year!

Yeah, It's pretty toasty eh?
Wish Granted, you freeze your fucking ass off =3

I wish I could liquidate my body upon will, and... un-liquidate it upon will too.

Granted. But one day you trip and fall onto the toilet, whilst accidentally liquidating yourself. You sucsessfully unliquidate yourself but... you smell like urine and poo.

That was yuck. Sorry.

I wish... I had the powers from Infamous in real life.

Granted, but you have no idea you have them.

I wish I was teh Master Chiefs.

Granted... your dead.

I wish a plane would crash into your house.

Granted, you're piloting the plane.

I wish I had some nice new shoes.

Granted, then shoes are outlawed.

I wish I had another wish.

Granted, your wish is now "I wish I had no penis."

I wish I ruled the world.

Granted, the world is Mercury.

I wish I could fly.

Your wish is granted, but you can only fly underwater, and yes, you do still need to breathe, and no, you can't go zoom zoom fast, just like swimming-ish speed =D
I wish I had a never ending bottle of Cola that was always cold and incredibly refreshing with no faults in it whatsoever, and just incase there are, I also wish for a Antiflaw machine so I can put it in and turn it on to fill out all the flaws.
Good fuckin' luck.

Granted but i steal your cola can =D.

wish the was a blue fish in your sisters pants.

Granted, but I have no sister, which leaves a blue fish in your pants instead...


I wish The Nightmare SSJ3 was in Dragonball Z.

Colonel Kinky wrote:

... had a never ending bottle of Cola that was always cold...

sinphos wrote:

Granted but i steal your cola can =D.

wish the was a blue fish in your sisters pants.

You can have the fucking can.
Your wish is granted, BrolyNightmareSsj3 achieves it, Universe = Dead.