Onis wrote:

Wish not granted because I say so.

I wish I had an awesome, not stupid, non corruptible wish.

You did not grant my wish, so stuff you.

I wish I had a bucket of hot chips made with perfect potatoes.

Granted, however they were secretly poisoned.

I wish for a stuffed teddy bear that loves me.

Granted, but it hates your friends & family so it eats them

I wish I had a reqular teddy bear

You do but u get so bored of it u kill yourself.

I wish for a spicy barbeque chick wing.

it was too spicy in made your tongue implode.

I wish for a not-so-spicy taco.

is what so bland ur tounge wrinckled up and fell on the ground.

Undefined...

I wish I had a pony

It's a demon pony, and anything that makes physical contact with it instantly disintegrates.

I wish for something awesome, not silly, and non corruptible.

Your wish has been gran-*computer crashes*


I wish I had a new guitar.

Wish granted, it doesnt make any sound.


I wish for hannah montana

wish granted you see her on tv.

i wish that this topic will make it to 10 pages!
(and I know how many pages this topic has already.

Wish granted but it's complete spam, so the mods use the banhammah to sort it out.

I wish I was head admin of vortex.

Granted but Angryboy finds out you hacked Jay's account for admin and perma-bans you....from life.

I WISH I had your mother in my arms.

wish granted, but his dad finds out youve been sleeping with his hooker.

i wish for a wish.

Denied because nobody likes you; it's the truth.

I wish for andragon's demise.

wish granted. your demise is coming

i wish you people would give c+c on my sprites that i can use, not just "fix the hair" or "i dont like the shading"

andragon40 wrote:

wish granted. your demise is coming

i wish you people would give c+c on my sprites that i can use, not just "fix the hair" or "i dont like the shading"

I granted that wish before you made it. Therefore your wish is not granted.

I wish that common sense was more, common.

wish granted, now it's common common sense

i wish that people wouldn't call me a noob.

Silly andragon40. After pulling such a totally awesome joke on the Dragonball Evolution Wikipeida page that made me laugh so hard, you are the uber shit already.

I wish Ricky would respond to me on Steam.

Wish granted, but I'm there too

I wish it was February so I could have my new computer

Wish granted but it's got vista.

I wish I was around since aceboard.

Wish granted; but everyone hates you

I wish i could "bone" megan fox.

Wish granted, but she has aids.

I wish that MJ was still alive and did not rape me.

Hes alive but he stalks you. One day he rapes your brother...and your father.

I wish i was forgiven and people would get over what i said...(Slim chance? I know rite)

(I already have)(also, I have no brother)

Wish granted, but, you are hated again for doing the same things.

I wish I could type faster without breaking and/or hurting my fingers/wrist/hand.

Granted but you fall out of your computer chair from typing so fast and break your neck.

I WISH I HAD THE ABILITY TO GO SUPER SAIYAN!!! MY POWERLEVEL WOULD BE OVER 9000!!

Granted, but then you have a heart attack from all the steriods and you die a painful death.

I wish my frickin Wii would start working again.

Done. Wish granted but a alien comes,grabs it, and teleports away. You snap your neck out of agony.

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I wish that i had the most infected,ravenous dog EVAR.that was cursed with immortality.

Granted, but it bites you when you piss it off.

I wish I could go SSJ2 without dying of a steroid overdose.

Wish granted; you gain super saiyan two but as soon as you do, A demonic gorilla escapes from hell and F**Ks your shit up. You're neck is broken and your in critical condition. All you can do is watch paint dry for the rest of your life now.

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I wish i had sex with your mother and caught no STDS/HIV/or AIDS.

Granted but she crushes your pelvis.

I wish I had mint condition, unbroken & completly working DBZ series boxset

Wish Granted; a demonic pony comes crashing through your window,three seconds after you achieve the box set and stomps on it. ruining the value,then jumping out the window and leaving.

I WISH i had the patience to finish my Necro Revamped sheet.

Granted, but you don't have the skill to finish it.

I wish I could post an amzing work that everyobody, even the staff, thought was super freaking awesome.

Granted, Even though it was super fricking awesome, everyone soon realized you just stole my work, and thus you end up with a ban.

I wish for a flying thundercat.

Granted, but it electrcoutes you.

I wish I was the bestest, most lovable president of USA

Granted. Although such providence will be short-lived when you pass shitty bills that will ruin the US-of-mutherfucking-A. The people will hate you immediately, despite you being loveable, and Congress will impeach you from your presidency. After 6 months of a booze binge to try and cope from such a disgrace, you eventually commit suicide via seppuku.

I wish I had a new pair of kicks.

Granted but there to big for you and every time you walk you trip yourself.

I wish for a cookie that was non-poisoned,non infectious-non evil,non-corrupt and it couldn't harm me in anyway.

Granted, but it had a parasite in it that killed you, not the cookie.

I wish for nothing... I really do.

Granted: But Nothing turns out to be a dog and bites your face off

I wish i was funny as Seth Rogen.

Granted, but your on free TV, so all the commercial stations niggle at your popularity.

I wish I owned the best Indian Resturant ever

Granted but the chefs have aids and cause you to go from #1 to #0.

I wish i was the greatest spriter. EVA.

Granted, your so great AB gets jealous & makes your internet life living hell.

I wish me & AB were the best of friends.

Granted. AB becomes your bestfriend for five minutes. Before you insult his mother. You get Perma-banned from Vortex.

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I WISH I HAS the ability to shadezorz.

Granted, but you forget how to due to memory lose.

I wash I had Xbox Live.

Granted. But Microsoft crash in the stock market and cuts the xbox live for several years due to finacial problems.

I wish i could fly.

granted, you are now gay and get payed out heaps because of your gay fairy wings.

I wish for Zeroyasha to not leave.

Granted but he pisses you off and you leave.

I wish i could play the tambourine =D.

Granted, but it is the charcter Tambourine, not the instrument, so he crushes you for playing him.

I wish I could play any musical instrument I desired

Granted but you now only desire sticks.

I wish blue was a colour.

Granted, but its so beautiful you go drown yourself at the beach.

I wish Zel finished making pokemon Shiny Gold & It was AWESOME.